I never thought I could simultaneously love a character and vividly fantasise about him being violently murdered and then Elias Bouchard waltzed into my life
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I never thought I could simultaneously love a character and vividly fantasise about him being violently murdered and then Elias Bouchard waltzed into my life

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So I might have had this dream where I chocked skate rat Issei with my thighs and he passed out cos he got no air •u• imma rot them out
lmao death by thighs
Oh, Brother Mine...
So my younger bro is watching Supernatural for the first time right? He just watched the episode where Kevin got Murked by Gadreel. So I’m sitting and doing my work for school, and he comes barging in like all big and loud and going-
BRO: Kevin’s dead! T^T
ME: Oh I know exactly where you are. Yeah, he is a little dead isn’t he?
BRO: But does he come back??
ME: *Turns to face away from my bedroom door without saying a word*
BRO: DOES HE?!
ME: *Very Cautiously* That depends on which definition of ‘dead we’re using...
BRO: But does he get revived??
ME: *keeps turning away*
That awkward moment when C.C Tinsley gets murked by Dr. Fear
Do/did you have a battle vest? The rock/metal kind, not like a steel and cavlar thing you would wear under your robe for actual battle
fcuk yeah i did! that things one of my faviirote fan items! almsot gave it to abel back in t he day but y'know, shit happened

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fartlow is so bad at reporting that either it is a running bit and she actually isnt a zionist at all or she is actually that stupid and bad at her job either way shes gonna get
Zatz: BIN BARABUM MR WORLDWIDE WHEN I STEP UP IN A ROOM DALE AND TODAY I WANNA ASK YOU...(talking to Maya) damn girl you from da ghettouuu cause i’m tryna getou piece of that kulou- Mictlan has no idea what the fuck is happening: Zatz, turning to Mictlan: JA DALE ESSA JEVITA TA ENTERITA Y TIENE TREMENDO KULOUUUU- (promptly drop kicks him in the face)
First show for 2020 is booked in against @andymitchell_insta in a Roast Battle. Hope you like fatalities 😈😈 #murked #killervibes #roastbattle #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/B4XeJTXh3Yx/?igshid=r4kvkop5pss3