Eugenus Maximus

“I CARE ABOUT WHAT GOES IN MY BODY!” - Of course you do 🙄🙄🙄 #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian #ukcomedy https://www.instagram.com/p/CRo2VrbBn_t/?utm_medium=tumblr

Well...... this year should be a good series #imacelebritygetmeoutofhere #imaceleb #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/CEXY7raBDzj/?igshid=1ckswh0n17iok

Just needed a stroke and a hand to get onto the right path #spermdonation #wankerjokes #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/CEXYyc4BoNP/?igshid=1s98ydauam3zn

Dating advice 101: don’t listen to me. I’m a moron. #baddatingadvice #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/CDkGmRhhTMe/?igshid=8j4q49qr2s38

It’s shit like this I’m surprised I’ve never applied for the undateables #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/CDkF1dbBG-d/?igshid=13bwknw7ea6nc

According to @ma.johnson1989 my celebrity look alike is @aluncochrane. Opinions in the comments 😂😂 #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #celebritylookalike #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/CA0qRWhBI1D/?igshid=1hgjsajmwf03w

ONE TIME IN STAND UP HISTORY: I used to use a constant joke about my penis not working for a lot longer than I should of and people would laugh about it pitifully and then talk about it online afterwards. Thank you @leon_brown_comedian for the nice words 😂😂😂 https://www.instagram.com/p/B_2JGRZpqfI/?igshid=ntouswwhq2rj

QUICK FIRE ANSWERS! GOOO!!!!!! The graphics are great, but the gameplay is terrible https://www.instagram.com/p/B_b8UusJ7mo/?igshid=1mpfpdvux54b8

When your mum is having a dig out in quarantine and reminded you of the days you had long forgotten about https://www.instagram.com/p/B-xSbhwh8On/?igshid=dyxfqxqodd7v

🚨 Public Service Announcement 🚨 Due to the current situation of this coronavirus thing @leon_brown_comedian has chose to cancel all upcoming shows for the health and safety of the performers and the public till further notice, which means my upcoming scheduled appearance will no longer be going forth. As towards my appearance in Hull, I am given the understanding that it is still going ahead until otherwise told. #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/B9z0Om-B9ER/?igshid=nwzyzfmwjr6y

And women complain when chivalry is dead...... Double standards much? #howdidyougetin #standup #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/B9hry4jhgBT/?igshid=rwoo92edwn5e

I’ve missed this place. Let’s do this!!!!! #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #comedian (at Verve Bar Leeds) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8KAIkvBi89/?igshid=2t9ljox6igoi

So back in October I gigged for @ma.johnson1989 at this nice little venue in Wakefield. I’d not gigged in several months and I’d taken myself off social media due to having a few issues with my anxiety and depression that only a few number of people knew about. I was still able to come out with this gem. Don’t always take face value as facts. #killme #motivated #poormentalhealth #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian (at The Establishment Wakefield) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8D9H_2B6v0/?igshid=10baiwghxvil9

I don’t know what the mayans were on about the world ending in 2012 for. 2020 is game over. #apocalypse #fourhorsemen #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/B7MBTD0BLOS/?igshid=1143fl89wx5tn

Apparently I have a “type” it turns out. Hate drama but live for the crazy ones. #crazygirls #dramafreezone #thesinglelife #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/B7MAifqhklY/?igshid=1k7nwi3myjxmm

Who was the genius who approved this as a fashion statement? Please kill yourself. Thank you. #shitfashion #hobbitfoot #standup #comedy #standupcomedy #comedian https://www.instagram.com/p/B7L6zxphwvI/?igshid=c1kx7enjkk8