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murderhelion is a beautiful name for murderbot/ART's dynamic but we really missed out the opportunity to call them MART. it sounds so fucking unserious and it matches their energy perfectly. MART.
I just had an interview and the interviewer was trying to ask those quirky questions you sometimes get and one of them was "name a fictional character you relate to"
my response: " oh gosh, that's a hard one!"
the inside of my brain, screeching like an EF4 tornado: YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT "YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT " YOU CANNOT SAY "MURDERBOT" YOU CANNOT SAY--
*the interviewer, still waiting for my response: "for example, sometimes I see myself reflected in Rachel from Friends-"
the ambulance sirens behind my eyes: STOP THINKING ABOUT MURDERBOT YOU HAVE TO PICK SOMETHING ELSE THIS IS FOR AN HR POSITION YOU CANNOT SAY THAT NO ONE EVEN KNOWS WHAT THAT IS EXCEPT YOU AND LIKE 367 PEOPLE ON TUMBLR IT WILL SOUND LIKE A FUCKING THREAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL SAY YOU HAVE A BOMB IN YOUR PURSE--
me: "I also like Rachel. from Friends."
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Murderhelion isn't a ship, it's a unicycle
Undefinable Intensely Weird about Each-other Life-partners
Un.I.W.E.L -> uniwheel -> unicycle
which honestly fits with MB's 'someone 8 times your size trying to sit in the same chair as you' characterization of ART being all up in its business lol
Alternately, you can just call it Unwell, bc honestly I am unwell about them
i fear i write my best shit posts /memes and analysis on here in the first few hours after taking my ADHD meds. which is really funny because that shit is supposed to be helping me focus and oh, it is.
it's just that it's helping me focus on the autistic robot show instead of *checks notes* the dishes
Guarding surveys by daylight
Fighting corporates by moonlight
Never running from a real fight*
It is the one called Murderbot
*Combat SecUnits need not apply. Combat bots accepted on a case by case basis.