#mullahs

Middle East RELIGION CONFLICT explained.

Iran’s beeper went off.  Smoke over Tehran means they’ve elected a new ayatollah.  Iranians didn’t vote, but their opinion counted.  America can’t bomb a country back to the Stone Age when it’s already there.  Yet we can remove the fiends in charge like Most Extreme Elimination Challenge has gotten the craved reboot.

It’s tough keeping track of what Iranian gangster can no longer enable terror.  Isn’t it great?  Updates are pending, so keep anticipating.  Ali Khamenei finding he’s one of the few virgins in his eternal destination was the sundae.  Mahmoud Ahmadinejad joining him is whipped cream.  Columbia lost its next president.

The best way to learn about Iran’s chain of command is by reading obituaries.  New brutes make a cameo in chare.  Which hardliner replaces the last around dinner time?  The good news for Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps members is that they’ll each be charge of Iran. The bad news is that it’s for five minutes.

Speaking of details that balance, bad news for Iran’s lunatic mullahs is good for decency.  Iranians are pleased as Iran is attacked.  Donald Trump’s domestic enemies still aren’t in solidarity with the former.  There’s presently a perfect illustration of the difference between a regime and its people.  Iran is unlike, say, Minnesotans who elected Tim Walz.

Iran wanted to split atoms for very naughty purposes.  The intent is what’s important, which baffles gun control fans.  Cartoonish villains have tried to be close to nukes for as long as they’ve commandeered a country they ironically call a republic.  It reminds me of Antifa.

Success leads to kvetching from ingrates.  An administration that stands up to evil does things to prevent nefarious parties from advancing wicked plans.  Then carpers complain the negated problem isn’t significant.  Complaining about the benefits of previous interdictions is as silly as claiming we don’t need such a heavy law enforcement presence when crime is down.  Democrats do that, too.  They’re proud of their consistent platform.

Iran’s terror-based economy doesn’t seem to have created much prosperity.  They’ll shift to training baristas this week.  Do our new BFFs have BritBox yet?  I have all sorts of recommendations.  Liberated citizens will soon have watched Upstart Crow.  I can’t wait until our new pals enjoy the comforts of wasting time to which Westerners have grown accustomed.

The remaining Iranian reprobates’ best hope for clinging to autocratic power is to close the Strait of Hormuz by clogging it with sunken ships.  Upheaval beats the false stability of constant oppression.  Letting Iran’s terror state exist is what put it at risk indefinitely.  It’s like how firings of redundant employees and closings of outdated businesses aids progress.  I’ll have to think of an example that Chuck Schumer can understand.

Opposing whatever Trump does is easier than thinking out individual responses based on the issue.  It also benefits the sworn foe of partakers.  American missiles are undocumented Iranian immigrants.  The McDonald’s enthusiast and two-time president got liberals to defend Iran even though they don’t allow gay marriage.  If they want to see a true war on women, they should stop pretending American companies pay different amounts depending on gender and check out a truly misogynistic nation that slaughtered females if they showed ankles.

Iran is the one time Democrats oppose something being free.  They’re for class warfare and not the kind that’ll topple the Ayatollah.  The commander-in-chief didn’t seek congressional approval because they’d run and tell their pals.  Those were Ben Rhodes’s Facebook friends down there, and you know he can’t write eloquent condolences.

Barack Obama must be so proud to have left a legacy.  Cleaning up his mess shows his continued impact.  The swift items we’re sending work better than a pallet of cash.  Letting Iranian goons briefly see missiles up close is a way better use of taxpayer money.  Jimmy Carter Presidential Library staffers pressed through and tweeted on a day of reversing what their namesake did.

Epic Fury sounds like a name made up by a high schooler in 1987 who’s creating a comic book during detention.  But the juvenile attempt at an awesome name should not detract from a surprising example of successful direct action.  If the present president acted so decisively in Atlantic City, Trump Taj Mahal might still be open.

Giving Trump credit should not be the operation’s trickiest part.  Whooping Iran closed a week that opened with a harmless funny joke about girls playing hockey having cooties to a locker room full of their goofy dude counterparts.  As for other humorous updates, it’s nice to see that MAGA members have become neocons.  Cheering for regime change was supposedly everything Trump’s most rabid loyalists stood against, and all success took was going against their deepest principles.  Trump got a third term.  It’s for George W. Bush.

Israelis and Iranians are both happy in my favorite example of amity.  Multiple groups can be pleased with outcomes just like each party gaining from a transaction.  The free market wins again.  Making Iran safe for Chick-fil-A benefits American policy, global safety, and the Iranian people.  The party that doesn’t presently have someone serving as head of state naturally hates it.

Iran didn’t even win a hockey bronze.  They might be able to acquire Zamboni technology now that they’re no longer sending remittances to terrorists.  The Winter Games are over, but the Olympic spirit remains.  Coming together as one and standing against tyranny is a gold-medal performance.  Let’s give our new pals their own team so we can truly be allies.  Relocate the Jacksonville Jaguars to Tehran so they can be closer to their other home games in Europe.

Iran will be a state before Greenland.  Alberta better hurry or they’ll be 53rd.  

Wenn Regime nach der Machtübernahme sofort die Flagge ändern, dann müssen alle Alarmglocken schrillen. Denn dann machen sich die neuen Machthaber bewusst daran, Traditionen auszulöschen. Nach dem Sturz des Schahs wurde der Löwe 1979 sofort entfernt. Dann gab es einige temporäre Varianten. Noch schaut die Flagge… …mit 22x dem Schriftzeichen Alahu Akbar so aus. Selbst wenn sich nach dem Ende der…