Oof can you do a coffee shop AU for Mike month? đ
Trigger Warnings: strong language
A/N: This is pure flirty fluff, I think weâve all earned it! Also, I didnât initially plan on making this poly but I couldnât stop these three hoes from flirting with each other, enjoy!
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âHe flirts with you every time we go in there.â Luke smirks, shoving his hands into his coat pockets to protect himself from the cold. âIâm telling you, heâll say yes if you ask him out.â
You roll your eyes. This argument comes up every now and again and youâre getting tired of repeating yourself. âItâs too early for this, Luke.â You groan. âThereâs no way the cute barista has any interest in me, itâs probably you, he fancies.âÂ
Thereâs a mountain of proof to back up your argument. Michael, your regular barista at the cafe you visit on the way to work every day, often stares at your best friend when he thinks no one is watching and has even drawn the odd love-heart on his paper cup. Of course Luke had argued that he must do that to everyone, because youâve had your fair-share of cute little doodles from him as well.
Luke nudges you playfully with his shoulder. âIf it was me he was flirting with, heâd have been mine a long time ago.â He winks, although you donât miss the way that he blushes at the thought of the beautiful blonde barista. âJust bite the damn bullet and ask him out. Itâs almost Christmas! Loads of new romances happen around this time of year.â
âIf heâs that interested in me, why doesnât he make the first move?â You counter, trying to hide your own blushing cheeks in the folds of your oversized scarf. âBesides, it should be me giving you this advice! Itâs you he wants, not me.â
Your best friend scoffs, ignoring your last comment in favour of continuing his original argument. âHeâs been trying to make the first move, dummy!!â Luke explains in an exasperated tone. âYou just donât know how to take compliments or flirt back, so he doesnât know if youâre interested or not.â
Lukeâs theory is entirely plausible. Youâve never been the best at either of those things and itâs cost you dearly in the romance department in the past. No end of your potential dates have ended up with someone else because you've been; either oblivious to their attraction towards you, or too nervous to encourage them or ask them out yourself. The fact that youâve always had a secret, underlying attraction towards Luke, may have also played a part in those missed opportunities, but you refuse to dwell too much on that. âWell, IâŚâ
âJust fucking ask him out, or Iâm going to do it for you.â Luke interrupts as he stops outside the coffee shop doors. âI mean, whatâs the worst than can happen?â
âUmm, I could embarrass myself spectacularly because his most likely reply will be âoh, this is awkward, Iâm kind of more interested in your dumb, lanky friend!ââ You reply quickly. âThen weâd have to find a new place to buy coffee every morning and that would suck.â
Luke chuckles, holding your shoulders and gently forcing you to look him in the eye. âThe worst that can happen in this scenario, is that youâll go on a date with a cute guy. Even if you donât get along all that well, Iâll call you with a fake emergency, you leave and you never have to see him again.â
Despite the warmth and kindness in Lukeâs voice, youâre a little annoyed that heâs entirely missing the point. âCanât we just leave this alone and continue to admire him from a distance, it wouldnât be fair to make him choose between us anyway.â
For a moment, you expect Luke to argue but he simply pouts. âFine, be dateless, you canât say I havenât tried!â
You slap Luke playfully on the arm before you reach past him to open the door. As you step inside the cosy little cafe, familiar nervous butterflies spring to life in your tummy. They multiply when the pretty barista looks up from the counter at the sound of the tinkling bell above the door. His handsome face lights up in a beaming smile as his green eyes meet yours. âGood morning!â He chirps, far too happily for this ungodly hour, in your opinion. âWhat can I get for you both today?â
Itâs hard not to notice that sparkle in the baristaâs eyes as he speaks. Maybe your best friend is right, perhaps Michael, does have a bit of a thing for you.Â
Thankfully the cafe is empty this morning, itâs still pretty early. You and Luke often try and beat the morning rush, it seems youâve managed it today.
âWeâll have our usual please, Mike!â Luke responds, his tone unashamedly flirtatious, as always. âItâs okay if I call you that, right?â
The blonde man glances over at Luke, that sparkle of what you hoped was attraction, remaining firmly in place as his eyes land on your friend. âSure.â He giggles. âI think itâs only fair that I finally get to put names to the faces of my two favourite customers in return, though.â
The sound of his little laugh only serves to make you fall even harder for this almost-stranger. As you watch him, his gaze drifts back to you and you subconsciously walk closer to the counter as you shyly tell him your name. âAnd you can just call him, idiot.â You add, jabbing your thumb in Lukeâs general direction.
âOr you could call me your very favourite customer!â Your best friend interjects. âBecause letâs face it, Iâm a fucking delight to be around, especially this early in the morning. But if you want the boring answer, youâd probably better just stick to Luke.â
âI guess I should stick to your actual names.â Michael smirks, raising his eyebrows flirtatiously at each of you in turn. âAt least for nowâŚâ
If Luke hadnât tried so hard on numerous occasions to convince you that Michael was attracted to you, there wouldnât be a single doubt in your mind that the barista was crushing on your best friend. As it turns out, youâre beginning to get incredibly confused as to who actually wants who at this point.
âFor now?â Luke questions, leaning across the counter a little, intentionally brushing Michaelâs fingertips with his own. âWhat would you like to call us, Mike?â He asks, his tone becoming so flirtatious and teasing that you struggle to know whether you should be more aroused or embarrassed.Â
Michaelâs cheeks turn a pretty pink as he unwittingly allows his gaze to drift to Lukeâs lips. âThat would be tellingâŚâ He replies eventually, his tone as low and seductive as Lukeâs.
âOkayâŚâ You mutter awkwardly, âI think I should leave you two love birds, to it.â
Your words startle the men back to reality as they turn to you in unison, both of them babbling embarrassed apologies.
âItâs fine!â You insist, although your tone is definitely higher than youâd have liked. âYou donât have to apologise for being attracted to each other!â The words have left your mouth before you have a chance to stop them.
Michael awkwardly scratches the back of his neck, glancing between you and Luke with an almost guilty expression on his beautiful face. âWell I⌠ActuallyâŚâ
âItâs okay!â Luke interrupts. âYou donât have to explain yourself, I know itâs not me youâre interested in, I justâŚâ
âAre you kidding?â You laugh, thereâs no way youâre allowing Luke to chicken out on this. If you canât have either of these cute guys, they may as well have each other. âThe sexual tension between you two is enough to make anyone blush, like - You need to hook up or something.â
Surprising both of you, Michael lets out a tiny nervous laugh. âI actually thought you two were a couple.â He admits shyly. âThatâs why I never said anything butâŚâ
âItâs fine!â You interject, âYouâre not the first person to think that but heâs available, and he thinks youâre super hot, so you should definitely go out.â
âNo way!â Luke screeches at you. âItâs the two of you that should be going out, Michael clearly wants you more than meâŚâ
Michael swallows hard as he looks between you and Luke again. âSince weâre sharing, I think youâre both hot. I couldnât decide who I was more jealous of when I thought you were a couple.â He giggles anxiously. âI wouldnât want to cause any trouble between you, though. You two obviously have some unspoken âthingâ going on.â
You automatically glance towards Luke, he meets your gaze instantly and an awkward silence stretches between the two of you. Your hidden feelings for Luke bubble closer to the surface than they ever have before. As much as you want to admit that youâre attracted to him, your feelings for Michael donât seem to be going anywhere either.
âThis is crazy.â Luke sighs, shaking his head, but thereâs a ghost of a smile playing on his lips as he drops his gaze to the ground. âI canât believe all three of us have been crushing on each other and no one has had the guts to make the first move.âÂ
It takes a moment to process Lukeâs words. The two beautiful men that youâve secretly been carrying a torch for, not only like you back, but are attracted to each other as well.
âMaybe thatâs how it was always meant to be.â Michael shrugs, interrupting your thoughts. âIf you two had already been a couple or if Iâd asked one of you out, maybe weâd have missed out on something even more special.â His tone is a little hesitant like heâs hinting towards something that heâs not sure you and Luke will approve of.
âYouâre right.â Luke agrees, his tiny smile widening until it lights up his whole face. âThereâs an easy solution to this, itâs just a little out of the ordinary, thatâs all.â He takes a deep calming breath. âOkay, Iâm just gonna do this.â
Even though youâre pretty sure you know what your best friend is going to say, thereâs a part of you thatâs incredibly nervous to hear it.
Luke turns to you, his blue eyes soft but sparkling with the kind of happiness you havenât seen in them for a very long time. âWill you both go on a date with me on Friday night?â He asks, looking between the two of you hopefully.
Both you and Michael reply with an enthusiastic yes. Youâre pretty sure that your smile rivals the brightness of those on the faces of your two biggest crushes.Â
âI really thought you were gonna ask us out separately.â Michael giggles, sounding quite relieved that thatâs not the case. âI think this is a much better solution. Iâve never been on a three-way date before. Iâm excited for it.â
âMe too.â You grin, still in shock of the whole situation. âWe definitely need to eat somewhere cheap if just one of us is paying.âÂ
Michael and Luke both laugh, regarding you fondly before sharing a soft moment of eye contact with each other. âWe can figure that out.â Luke promises, âFirst thingâs first, though.â He pulls out his phone from his coat pocket. âWe need your number, Mike.â
Michael takes Lukeâs phone and types in his number before handing it back. You notice the way that their fingers brush as the phone is passed between them. Both men blush a little and you grow even more fond of them, if thatâs at all possible. As much as youâd admired them both separately, together theyâre on a whole other level and you canât believe how lucky you are to be going on a date with them both.
âOkay.â Luke grins after a moment. âIâve set up a group chat, weâll arrange all the details later, yeah?â
You nod, taking out your own phone to add michaelâs number to your contacts from the group chat. âI definitely think a coffee date is out of the question.â You giggle, hoping that your jokes arenât coming across as too lame.
âDefinitely!â Michael agrees before a slightly guilty expression takes over his face. âShit, speaking of coffees, I really should make yours!â He turns his back to you and Luke as he busies himself making your drinks.Â
âOur date is pretty cute, huh?â You stage whisper, not hiding the fact that youâre checking out Michaelâs ass. You always enjoy the days that he wears skinny jeans.Â
âBoth of my dates are the hottest, Iâve ever had.â Luke agrees, also blatantly admiring Michael before turning his attention back to you. âI really think that Mike was right - this all happened for a reason and Friday will be more than worth the wait.â
Every fiber of your being seems to be glowing with excitement and you canât help but agree with your dorky date. This feels incredibly ârightâ and you canât wait to see how it turns out.
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