#mukas

Boarding a 'barge' from Mukas to Ozamis City.

u want some fries with that?

MCHANZO

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

i know hanzo is the one with the okami skin, but hoo boy i love me that werewolf jesse mccree

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

retired cowboy moves to the coast because he hears the ocean air is good for you, ends up accidentally catching a grumpy merman while trying to teach himself how to fish

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

jesse puts up the front that he’s kind of bumbling through his magic and doing accidentally and he runs like…a folk remedy store and familiar/shapeshifter hanzo is just like “oh jeez, better make sure this idiot isn’t accidentally killing anyone while playing with powers he doesn’t understand.” but then he finds out that…the cowman is actually really competent not only with magic but with medicine as well

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

hanzo would inject caffeine into his bloodstream if it wouldn’t kill him. jesse is just as bad, and has the worst coffee breath ever, but he’s also really really good at making up all those weird flavored coffees 

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

no, but consider: hanzo who gives archery lessons and jesse who teaches people how to shoot at the local shooting range and hanzo thinks they’re rivals 

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

both are knights who keep bumping into each other on their adventures and end up saving each other’s asses so many times that they just don’t bother keeping count anymore

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

i could see it going either way, but i kinda like the idea of teacher mccree, who wears cowboy boots to class every day and who insists his students call him by his first name, and who has a very different teaching style. and Concerned Parent™ hanzo

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

jesse mccree has an old poetic soul and has put out a number of poems about the desert, war, love, and loss. he’s also got a book of silly ones that are mostly fart and dick jokes. hanzo is a very tired editor

MUKAS

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter

mira is definitely the werewolf. i don’t think lukas would be a hunter tho. idk he’d probs be working with ben (since ben is still studying magical creatures in the ambition project that’s just who he is) and they’re called in to investigate the disappearance of cattle or something idk man

but just imagine the initial meeting…lukas is out in the woods early the morning after a full moon looking for hair or excrement and…he finds mira wandering through the woods, all dirty and with leaves and twigs sticking out of her hair (she’s been shifting long enough to know to change out of her clothes before the shift so she doesn’t rip anything. she lost one of her favorite blouses the first time)

who’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman

i’d be lying if i hadn’t thought about merman lukas and fisherman mira before. he gets tangled in her nets (like an idiot) and she’s just like “…nOPE!” and tries to physically throw him back in the water

who’s the witch and who’s the familiar

lmao it really wouldn’t matter because whichever one is the familiar would be snarking at the witch one, but i’d go with mira as the witch just because her magic is more potent than lukas’s. and lukas as her big, fluffy, grumpy norwegian forest cat familiar

who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict

i….actually don’t feel like a coffeeshop au as we know it would work well enough for these two. i feel like petty co-workers, constantly bickering and messing with each other but who also always have each other’s backs is more their style.

who’s the professor and who’s the TA

they’re both professors and most students going for a certain major will usually have them both at some point, where they learn that Prof. Black and Prof. Stenberg have one of the most intense rivalries they’ve ever seen. there are two bets going around: one on which one will end up killing the other first, and the other on when they’re gonna end up sleeping together

bonus points if they’ve actually been married the entire time

who’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss)

gather ‘round children, as i recite to you the tale of the brave ser mira and the son of a jarl as they fight against darkness and evil to defeat the necromancer and resist the urge to strangle each other in the process

who’s the teacher and who’s the single parent

i….am honstly not really sure??? i kinda wanna say teacher mira and single parent lukas because i feel the best way for that au to work is if the single parent has a lil’ ‘un and….i can’t imagine lukas doing well with a classroom of little kids….also just imagine lukas coming to pick up his lil adopted child from kindergarten or daycare and coming face to face with a very frazzled mira who just stopped another kid from eating all the crayons

who’s the writer and who’s the editor

goin’ with valko/grisha (because i’m in a mood™) and mira/lukas because....that keaton henson post just punched me in the feelings

thank you!!!! goin’ with oc ships if ya don’t mind! mira + lukas and valko + oliver