#muffinwhore

Mozart: shit Beethoven: UwU smol angy man hehe asdfghjkl

Bach: 19 kids and counting 

Liszt: hot🔥😍singles💇🏻👸🏼in your area🗺📌!!!!!!

Chopin: tuberculosis bitch 

Brahms: sonic the hedgehog 

Handel: fat 

Shostakovich: omgstalinomgsiegeofleningradomgtorturedgeniusomgstalinomgdissidenceomgsuicidenoteomginterptetationomganxietyomgwhATDOESITMEEEEEAN

Paganini: literally satan 

 Vivaldi: praaaaaaise-a Jesus-a 

Tchaikovsky: gay 

 Bartók: isn’t that the bat from Anastasia  

Clara Schumann: we are gay 

Robert Schumann: Hand job gone wrong 

Bruckner: in jail 

Grainger: bruckner’s cellmate 

 Wagner: no ❤️  

Mahler: M̷̛̎è̴̚ ̷̀̌h̵̍͘é̶̈́ả̴̈́ṙ̸̕t̷̅̕ ̸̽̂m̶͌̓e̵͛̒ ̷͂̈́k̷̈́́i̷̎̅d̴̀͌s̶̄̓