#muffin button

Does anyone else play this funny card game? My brother asked me to design some Team Four Star themed cards for the deck. 🤣

It all started with Kitty Ghiddy and the Muffin Button, and if you get that reference, I love you forever.

Kitty Ghiddy gazes upon the Muffin Button curiously, before bapping it with a wing. A muffin appears, and the kitty-Ghidorah’s eyes get big. Soon the whole house is flooded with muffins!!

Femuto and Gigan, Kitty Ghiddy’s owners, are very confused as to where the muffins came from. They turn to Kitty Ghiddy, who is now part-muffin! A giant muffin has taken over his body, leaving only his heads, tails, legs, and wings free. 

Femuto and Gigan come to the rescue as the muffin continues to grow and engulf the kitty!

Femuto: Eat the muffin! Gigan: But I don’t like muffins!! Femuto: Gigan, now is not the time for your pickiness, we’re saving our cat!

They managed to free Kitty Ghiddy, but the muffin army is still growing, spilling out of their house and free onto Birth Island!!

The wave of muffins meets the tails of an injured and weakened Shin Ghidorah and he looks to Mothra.

Shin: *is dragged into the pile of muffins* Farewell, Ms. Mothra.... Mothra: SHIN!!! Shin: *is engulfed by muffins!*

Mothra slashes at the muffins to free her mate, but the muffins only grow in number, each muffin lost quickly replaced by ten more!!

The muffins soon reach into the Ghidorah household and San is the first to notice.

San: Brother Ichi, what’s that? Ichi: Kevin.... it is time. San: GASP!! Is this my calling, Brother Ichi? Ichi: That it is. San: *starts engulfing the muffins!!*

Jeff, the Final Wars Goji, arrives on Birth Island. 

Jeff: WTF is this?! Gigan: It’s hard to explain! Just fight! *beams the muffins!*

But despite all their efforts, the muffin army is unfazed and start to flood off of Birth Island!! 

It has begun...

The Muffpocalypse.

Femuto and Jeff call upon their respective Muto and Godzilla army! Owen, the Legendary Godzilla, on the front lines as they arrive at Birth! His destiny as he eats the muffins to clear the way!! 

Behold, San and Owen working side-by-side, their rivalry in Dance Battles and Eating Contests have been put aside for the greater good!!

The muffin army reaches Skull Island, the skullcrawlers too join the fight, eating as many muffins as they can! They all finally leave Skull Island, many for the first time, to better fight the war!

But the muffins continue to grow in numbers, more and more! But before they can take over the planet and turn it into a giant muffin...

Kitty Ghiddy is staring at the Muffin Button again, at a single muffin sitting on said button. His kitty instincts takes hold and he reaches out a wing to push the muffin off the edge of the table and onto the ground.

The Muffin Button now free, the muffins finally stop growing in numbers!

“EVERYONE TOGETHER NOW!!” Owen shouts, as they all pounce upon the muffins! 

“You’ve been waiting for the moment, haven’t you?” Gigan asked.

“My entire life!” Owen responds with cheeks full!

The sun rises to the chorus of the The Circle of Life, only for the music to cut off and the sun to go WTF?! Yes, even the sun is confused!

The wave of skullcrawlers arrive to Birth Island, and through the combined efforts and stomachs of our fighters, they have only one muffin left. A giant muffin!!

The Boss Muffin.

The Muffin Queen.

She shall soon birth more muffins!!

Owen steps up to challenge her. Along with San, Ichi, and Ni! And then Shin, even Cretaceous at his side! The entire cast of the RP, both friends and enemies standing together, face the Muffin Queen and fire their most powerful attacks!!

Chipping away at the Queen Muffin’s health!

Until the healthbar reaches zero and she explodes into pieces of muffin! A giant blueberry lands before Owen.

“Yay!” Owen hugs the Blueberry, tis his blueberry now! Nomnomnom.

Gigan falls to his back, exhausted. Everyone is round, literally round like balls! 

“I can’t believe...” Jeff gasped. “... that I just used my most powerful beam. And it was at a goddamn muffin...”

“We won!” Femuto declared. “Someone roll me home please...”

Shin floats back to Mothra, glad to see his mate again, a muffin stuck on each his horns.

“Boss,” Skull Boi starts as he looks to Ramarak, all the skullcrawlers also round. “Is this what it feels like to not be hungry? Is this what it’s like?”

“Yes, the feeling has been lost to time,” Ramarak says, for once having no sharp tone to his voice. He was no longer hungry, and thus no longer grumpy towards Skull Boi. It was beautiful.

“Brother Ichi, did I do good?” San asked.

“Yes, Kevin. You did good.”

“Yay...” And San plops on their round belly, out like a light.

Kitty Ghiddy boings out of the house. He has no idea what just happened, but he feels proud of himself somehow. In typical kitty fashion, he has both doomed and saved the planet at the same time.

The Great Muffin War, stories will be told, and songs will be sung of this day!

"Muffins!"

(YOU FOOL! She found the muffin button! She now has the power to destroy us all!)