I know it's just an abridged joke but i DO think alucard would really enjoy adventure time. Particularly the stakes miniseries. No reason at all.
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I know it's just an abridged joke but i DO think alucard would really enjoy adventure time. Particularly the stakes miniseries. No reason at all.

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Seras Victoria
*Black bat carrying Danny's severed head through a warehouse after a bad run-in with the LoA*
Cass: "see, this kind of shit is why I left the league of assassins"
Danny, sub-vocally while pretending to be fully Dead: 'black bat!... black bat!!! you are reading my mind, put my head between your boobs!'
Cass, clutching dannys head to her chest in grief:
"We're all alone here, I was meant to keep you safe!"
Danny, muffled: 'very good, now the next thing I want you to do is, put me between your legs-' [assassin blade shoots through the room, snagging dannys head and pinning it to the wall] '-Ancients dammit!'

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Watching Hellsing Ultimaye because I love Hellsing Ultimate Abridged and the Hellsing Manga.
(TLDR at the bottom)
Why is the shitpost abridged version WHOLEHEARTEDLY and GENUINELY better quality than the official anime???
Voice acting/character voices? Inconsistent
> also Seras's voice feels very loli to me and i dont like that.
Music? Too noticeable imo, often covers up dialog
Sound effects? Often too loud and cover up the dialog.
The music and the sound effects feel cartoonish and overly dramatic as opposed to the (generally, excluding Seras's) are more realistic and it creates a confusing atmosphere.
The pacing is also off.
Too fast at some points (like when a cigar being put out is used as a dramatic silence in the manga scene, in the official anime, Sir Integra just keeps talking through it?)
At other times, the pacing is too slow and the script is clunky compared to the manga.
On the bright side, Jan is freakier than he is in the manga, and he is hilarious. So i am enjoying that.
TLDR:
The official Hellsing Ultimate anime is auditorally and tonally inconsistent, trying to be cartoonish+funny and realistic+gritty at the same time. Seras is lolified (having a very childish voice and acting dumber(?) than she does in the manga), and the pacing is a little fucked.
Im still going to watch it all (unless it becomes unbearable), and I do love the story and characters, however I am glad I was introduced to Hellsing Ultimate Abridged first. Despite its very shitpost vibes, it feels more accurate to the pacing and story of the manga and it feels more put together with a consistent tone, i can actually *hear* the dialog over the sound effects and music, and also it's just more fun and it lacks weird loli voiced Seras
"we just want to torture you and maybe skullfuck your corpse a couple of times, burn the house down, go home and and masturbate"
-Jan Valentine
My dumbass getting hyperfixated on house of 1000 corpses and hellbilly delux and then watching hellsing abridged:
Oh damn, never noticed that in there before
Vlad!Alucard x wife!reader
Read Part I here!
My wife, all mine
Warnings : mentions of SA, slavery, war, bloodshed, isolation, vlad is a possesive nut, accusations of cheating, overall just angst man
"My dear, such shame fills my heart, I have doubted you and wounded our love so... Oh darling I beg your forgiveness.."
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