#hellsing abridged

Harriet: It's not a competition, Private. Our weapons are better.

Jaune: *Smiles* Tsk, tsk, tsk! I'm disappointed, Specialist Bree! I guess you haven't heard...

Harriet: Heard what?

Jaune: Why, the new sensation sweeping the nation... *Shows off his Lahti L-39 called Seras* Bitches love Canons~!

Winter: *Biting her lip* Indeed they do~

Y'all wanna hear my thoughts on Fem!Alucard?

Alucard being entertained by you grinding down on his lap- his face showing nothing but pure amusement and a little sadism just at the sight of you coming undone too easily without him laying a hand on you

Just him sitting there, reclined in his throne, a full glass of blood in his left and his head resting against his right and he watches you, as if it’s the greatest act to have ever graced his eyes

You’re getting tired, constantly chasing your peak while never fully able to grasp it on your own. That’s what happenes when your king-husband is a vampire who has lived for as long as he has.

You get spoiled

Never having to chase your own high since he’s turned you into one of his creatures of the night

All of your needs effortlessly met

Graciously, one could say

No more of those lonely long nights trying to get yourself off with your hands alone, covers too hot, fans not cold enough, hours wasted trying to understand why everyone around you seems to effortlesly reach their peaks without the need for assistance

Not you though, at least, not anymore

No more time wasted in efforts never ending

He’s ruined pleasure for you

You’ve gotten too comfortable

And some reason lately, you’ve become restless. Constantly pestering him to please or be pleased in some way, shape, of form. How often he’s had to stop you from dropping to the floor from your own over eagerness to get him off for your own sake

You pathetic little thing

That’s why your here after all- for punishment, for going against one of the few rules he has for you

You just had to take matters into your own hands, or try to at least, shortly after he was sent on a new mission

What?

You thought he wouldn’t find out?

Oh dragă, he knew as soon as you got your hands on that pathetic silicone replica labeled a 'cock'

You can’t reach those peaks of bliss without him, no matter how hard you tried

With how often he’s drilled that into your head you’d think it’d stick by now

Maybe after you’ve exhausted yourself into delirium he’ll take matters in his own hands and make you truly regret your actions

His grin widens as the idea. His smile widening sending shivers down your spine as you pant, movements slowing for just a second to try and catch your breath, before you continue to exhaust yourself further

What a lovely way to spend the night~

This was a toil of love, I have wrested with the idea of rewriting the ending, or rather the endings, I had for Blood Bayonets for nearly a year. Many times I found myself unpleased with the endings, feeling as I had rushed them out rather than let them grow and it would not let me be.

Ultimately, I decided that was not satisfied with the endings I had and began a two month long rewriting. This fanfiction is by no means perfect, but now I feel more confident than I was at its inception.

To those who read this before the purging of the two endings, thank you and I hoped you enjoyed it. To those who know nothing of this story, I would be honored if you take to read it.

- Orchid Mathews 🌸 

Chapters: 11/11

Fandom: Hellsing Ultimate Rating: Mature Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Alexander Anderson/Original Character(s) Characters: Alexander Anderson, Original Female Character(s) of Color Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends, Hellsing: The Abridged Series, Hellsing Pre-Canon, Two Endings, Alexander Anderson - Freeform, Original Character(s), Major Original Character(s), Original Character is a witch, Blood Magic, Backstory, Original Character-centric, France (Country), Sharing a Room, Slow Burn, My First AO3 Post, My First Work in This Fandom, Friends to Lovers, Graphic Description of Corpses, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Violence, Mild Gore, Eventual Smut, Smut, Masturbation, Masturbation in Shower, unusual lube, Improper Use of Bodywash, Bodywash Used as Lube, Catholicism, Religious Discussion, Religious Conflict, Angst and Drama, Childhood Trauma, religious trauma, Complete Series: Part 1 of Blood Bayonets Summary:

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