#muchdank

[baku]

Yeah, lemme get...2 tickets for Avengers Another ticket for Pacific Rim Aaaannnd...3 tickets for the shit in theater 9.

{tobi}

🅱itch are you here alone?

[baku]

yeh

{tobi}

Why would you buy, 6 tickets for yaself?

[baku]

I'm on some new shit 

ⒻⓁⒺⓍⒾⓃ (baku=ricegum confirmed)

{tobi}

These movies are all playing at 9pm 

You can't watch *all* of them

[baku]

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴀʟʟ ᴍғs ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴜsᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ (This ain't Netflix 🅱️)

{tobi}

𝕚𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕤

[baku]

𝔦 𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔩𝔦𝔭

𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖚𝖒 𝖜𝖆𝖌𝖊 (Speech 100)

{tobi}

ι мιgнт нανє тσ ¢αℓℓ тнє ρσℓι¢є

[baku]

Ⱨ₳₦Đ Ø₣₣

thєm gσddαmn

𝓜𝓞𝓥𝓘𝓔 𝓣𝓘𝓒𝓚𝓔𝓣𝓢 (Ayyy the video title)

{tobi}

911 ɨʍ ɮɛɨռɢ ǟȶȶǟƈӄɛɖ

[baku]

¥ØỮ

ᎶᎧᏖ ᏕᎧᎷᏋ ᎴᏗᎷᏁ ᏁᏋᏒᏉᏋ

{tobi}

You come in here, asking for-

19 mᎾᏉᎥᎬ ᏆᎥᏟᏦᎬᏆs

and expect me to *not* call the police

[baku]

Shit that reasonable (Dense mf gets it for once)

{tobi}

ყαเɳƭ ɠεƭƭเɳɠ

¤ (¯´☆✭.¸_)¤ 【S】【H】【I】【T】 ¤(_¸.✭☆´¯) ¤ (top 10 greatest anime battle cries)

[baku]

Is Black Panther still playin'?

That hoe went-

🆂🆃🆄🅿🅸🅳

{tobi}

theaters closed

[baku]

you got me fucked up out this world breh

~

In the last video....

[baku]

wtf

dawg 

I O- BLITERATED YALL BITCHES 

|police 1|

IDK ABOUT THAT ONE CHIEF

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

yeah come pick me up

[baku]

BULLSHIT THATS BULLSHIT

|police 1&2|

S U B J U G A T I O N 

~

|police 1|

Welcome to the 

I N T E R R O G A A A T I O N 

the detective gon come thru, and when he do you better

 FESS THE FUCK UP

[baku]

u need to pipe 

THE FUCK DOWN

|police 1|

you facing 30

[baku]

sheet i aint facing no jail time thats for 

GOT DAM sure

|police 1|

wait for the interrogator to come thru

we’ll see what the fuck happens

*door slams closed*

{tobi}

ya’ll ordered the chicken

B I S K I T 

[baku]

no...

{tobi}

oh damn

i ain’t supposed to be here

|police 1|

yeah fucka

take ya fuccin chicka 

B I S K I T 

get ya lil stupid ass on- 

{tobi}

yo don’t worry about the chicken biscuit 

ill rock your shit

say some fuck fuck shit like that again 

you really gonna have a little situation

|police 1|

yeah here he go with the chicken biskit-

{tobi}

K A M U I

[baku]

oh jail break?

im getting my bitch ass 

the FUCK outta here

*door slams closed*

(Swagkage)

you’re not going anywhere

[baku]

yall gotta quit slammin these damn doors

(swagkage)

you ain’t shit in this room

you’re getting locked up

i guaranTEE

you do 30

[baku]

you acting fuckin bold for an NPC buddy

(swagkage)

NPC stands for 

shut your stupid 

BITCH BABY ASS UP

[baku]

thats the wrong fuckin letters dawg

(swagkage)

listen

we know what you did

start confessing 

[baku]

i mighta been thuggin

(swagkage)

that speeding ticket aint no joke

[baku]

yeah it is

(swagkage)

so what the fuck is up?

you’re doin 

85 in a 25?

[baku]

i’ll kill mfs before i obey them traffic laws

(swagkage)

i can respect that

but i thought you were keeping it 

1 0 0

[baku]

round the fuck up then

(swagkage)

what’s up with the pizza with the fuckin bone in it

we heard about that

C L O W N   S H I T

[baku]

u thought i was

B U L L S H I T T I N?

i asked for that pizza

B O N E L E S S 

(swagkage)

oh you for sure fuckin around

[baku]

i admit i was bullshittin

(swagkage)

we knew that

couple of people went missing recently 

you know anything about that?

[baku]

about what?

(swagkage)

the missing people

[baku]

YOU DID THAT SHIT

(swagkage)

i did that shit?

[baku]

i been seeing a lot of mfs gettin into cop cars 

not a whole lot gettin out

(swagkage)

they aint gettin out becuse we got em 

locked the fuck up

[baku]

you lucky i don’t fuck the whole police station up

(swagkage)

bring in the guns

*door slams closed again*

[baku]

yall fuckass cops

on some bull

(swagkage)

no more fuckin around

*activates sharingan*

[baku]

ah shit

(swagkage)

i’m gonna end this

[baku]

you aint ending shit swear on 

Y E E Z Y

*kanye appears* 

(swagkage)

KANYE?

[baku]

fuck em up kanye

(swagkage)

this is some

FUCK SHIT

AMATERASU

fuck my voiced crack there my bad

A M A T E R A S U

{tobi}

oh yall fuckin around huh?

see ya

(swagkage)

dawg just fuckin confess 

[baku]

i didn’t do that shit

Y E E T

(swagkage)

A L M I G H T Y    P U S H -

(swagkage)

you fucked up but you had this shit coming

[baku]

ima get out this bitch and ima come find you

(swagkage)

don’t even try it you’re doing life

[baku]

it was a fuckin speeding ticket

(swagkage)

have fun rotting in prison bitch

*sighs* here you go guys since i haven’t posted in a minute 

<3 Galacta!

~

[baku]

Lemme get the Egg foo young no egg

{tobi}

You still want the foo young?

[baku]

yeah

{tobi}

damn bruh you’re a dumbass

[baku]

that’s a possibility

(mario)

who cooked dis fuckin rice? mama mia this shit crunchy 

[baku]

ima go instigate 

{tobi}

dont do it

[baku]

i gotta get shit poppin 

(mario)

i never seen no shit like this 

[baku]

tf going on back here?

(mario)

we making shrimp fried rice , not shrimp fried ice

this shit cold

[baku]

why the fuck are you at the Chinese place?

(mario)

why the fuck people cant cook some 

PHOCKING   RICE 

is what i need to know

[baku]

i ordered a egg foo young. no egg

(mario)

foo young? 

[baku]

did you hear me or not?

(mario)

oh...i hear..the bullshit

[baku]

cook that mf egg and take the shit out

(mario)

listen 

you order egg foo young 

you get egg foo young

[baku]

fuck the egg bruh just put in the foo young

(mario)

you egg foo dumb

[baku]

good god that was cheesy

(mario)

you want egg and cheese?

[baku]

i might fuck everybody up in this restaurant

(mario)

GET THIS DICKHEAD OUT OF MY KITCHEN

 [baku]

Y E E T 

{tobi}

wtf is going on in here?

[baku]

had to handle a little situaaaation~ 

(mario)

big fuck up

{tobi}

you alright?

(mario)

i cant fight this mf , you gotta do it

{tobi}

hey buddy, look at me

K A M U I

[baku]

S      

H       

I    

T

{tobi}

you’re trapped i here forever

[baku]

he got me in a fuckin shadow realm

{tobi}

there’s no way for you to get out

[baku]

yo where’s the exit?

{tobi}

this is my world you can’t escape

[baku]

the fucking door is right here

{tobi}

wtf

-

Hi Galacta here i don’t kno wtf baku said right there sheesh okay back with the video!

~

{baku}

yall mfs weird..witch craft and wizardy shit

alright fuck the egg foo young i want some lo mein

(mario)

Lo mein?

how about mid mein

bc you smokin mid

you got egg foo lung

[baku]

what is that? is he speaking italics?

{tobi}

its italean

[baku]

this mf been eating stromboli

just make the damn chinese food

(mario)

why you let this fuckhead in the kitchen?

[baku]

ima go take my seat den

im boutta just start cooking at home

{tobi}

here’s your order

[baku]

finally

hold up

yall better be ready for action

cause aint nothing on this plate

(mario)

thats what you ordered

[baku]

yall love bullshittin huh?

{tobi}

hey buddy, look at me

I Z A N A M I

[baku]

FOH

{tobi}

dam he got me

[baku]

im boutta beat some assets in this kitchen

if that lo mein aint cooked

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

yo nobody working in the front?

i had the teriyaki chicken with brown rice

(mario)

two mfs in the kitchen fucking around?

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

damn alright then ill take the white rice 

(mario)

take your bitch ass elsewhere

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

damn alright then ill take the brown rice

homie you got a table already?

[baku]

ye

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

ima wait outside

[baku]

alright im coming

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

tf was you doing back in the kitchen?

[baku]

you know me i gotta be problematic at all causes

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

thats understandable 

[baku]

you know food services always on some shit 

you probably aint getting that rice

{tobi}

here’s your order

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

bruh wtf

listen i got money

{tobi}

we got a problem back here?

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

yeah we do 

*gun clicks*

{tobi}

this job really aint worth it

i’m going back to popeyes

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

had off that damn teriyaki chicken 

(mario)

fuck 

here

and take the egg foo young

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

thats what the fuck i thought

alright bro we good

[baku]

finally you ain’t pay did you 

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

nah

[baku]