Chicka BISKIT

[baku]

Yeah, lemme get...2 tickets for Avengers Another ticket for Pacific Rim Aaaannnd...3 tickets for the shit in theater 9.

{tobi}

🅱itch are you here alone?

[baku]

yeh

{tobi}

Why would you buy, 6 tickets for yaself?

[baku]

I'm on some new shit 

ⒻⓁⒺⓍⒾⓃ (baku=ricegum confirmed)

{tobi}

These movies are all playing at 9pm 

You can't watch *all* of them

[baku]

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴀʟʟ ᴍғs ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴜsᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ (This ain't Netflix 🅱️)

{tobi}

𝕚𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕤

[baku]

𝔦 𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔩𝔦𝔭

𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖚𝖒 𝖜𝖆𝖌𝖊 (Speech 100)

{tobi}

ι мιgнт нανє тσ ¢αℓℓ тнє ρσℓι¢є

[baku]

Ⱨ₳₦Đ Ø₣₣

thєm gσddαmn

𝓜𝓞𝓥𝓘𝓔 𝓣𝓘𝓒𝓚𝓔𝓣𝓢 (Ayyy the video title)

{tobi}

911 ɨʍ ɮɛɨռɢ ǟȶȶǟƈӄɛɖ

[baku]

¥ØỮ

ᎶᎧᏖ ᏕᎧᎷᏋ ᎴᏗᎷᏁ ᏁᏋᏒᏉᏋ

{tobi}

You come in here, asking for-

19 mᎾᏉᎥᎬ ᏆᎥᏟᏦᎬᏆs

and expect me to *not* call the police

[baku]

Shit that reasonable (Dense mf gets it for once)

{tobi}

ყαเɳƭ ɠεƭƭเɳɠ

¤ (¯´☆✭.¸_)¤ 【S】【H】【I】【T】 ¤(_¸.✭☆´¯) ¤ (top 10 greatest anime battle cries)

[baku]

Is Black Panther still playin'?

That hoe went-

🆂🆃🆄🅿🅸🅳

{tobi}

theaters closed

[baku]

you got me fucked up out this world breh

~

*sighs* here you go guys since i haven’t posted in a minute 

<3 Galacta!

~

[baku]

Lemme get the Egg foo young no egg

{tobi}

You still want the foo young?

[baku]

yeah

{tobi}

damn bruh you’re a dumbass

[baku]

that’s a possibility

(mario)

who cooked dis fuckin rice? mama mia this shit crunchy 

[baku]

ima go instigate 

{tobi}

dont do it

[baku]

i gotta get shit poppin 

(mario)

i never seen no shit like this 

[baku]

tf going on back here?

(mario)

we making shrimp fried rice , not shrimp fried ice

this shit cold

[baku]

why the fuck are you at the Chinese place?

(mario)

why the fuck people cant cook some 

PHOCKING   RICE 

is what i need to know

[baku]

i ordered a egg foo young. no egg

(mario)

foo young? 

[baku]

did you hear me or not?

(mario)

oh...i hear..the bullshit

[baku]

cook that mf egg and take the shit out

(mario)

listen 

you order egg foo young 

you get egg foo young

[baku]

fuck the egg bruh just put in the foo young

(mario)

you egg foo dumb

[baku]

good god that was cheesy

(mario)

you want egg and cheese?

[baku]

i might fuck everybody up in this restaurant

(mario)

GET THIS DICKHEAD OUT OF MY KITCHEN

 [baku]

Y E E T 

{tobi}

wtf is going on in here?

[baku]

had to handle a little situaaaation~ 

(mario)

big fuck up

{tobi}

you alright?

(mario)

i cant fight this mf , you gotta do it

{tobi}

hey buddy, look at me

K A M U I

[baku]

S      

H       

I    

T

{tobi}

you’re trapped i here forever

[baku]

he got me in a fuckin shadow realm

{tobi}

there’s no way for you to get out

[baku]

yo where’s the exit?

{tobi}

this is my world you can’t escape

[baku]

the fucking door is right here

{tobi}

wtf

-

Hi Galacta here i don’t kno wtf baku said right there sheesh okay back with the video!

~

{baku}

yall mfs weird..witch craft and wizardy shit

alright fuck the egg foo young i want some lo mein

(mario)

Lo mein?

how about mid mein

bc you smokin mid

you got egg foo lung

[baku]

what is that? is he speaking italics?

{tobi}

its italean

[baku]

this mf been eating stromboli

just make the damn chinese food

(mario)

why you let this fuckhead in the kitchen?

[baku]

ima go take my seat den

im boutta just start cooking at home

{tobi}

here’s your order

[baku]

finally

hold up

yall better be ready for action

cause aint nothing on this plate

(mario)

thats what you ordered

[baku]

yall love bullshittin huh?

{tobi}

hey buddy, look at me

I Z A N A M I

[baku]

FOH

{tobi}

dam he got me

[baku]

im boutta beat some assets in this kitchen

if that lo mein aint cooked

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

yo nobody working in the front?

i had the teriyaki chicken with brown rice

(mario)

two mfs in the kitchen fucking around?

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

damn alright then ill take the white rice 

(mario)

take your bitch ass elsewhere

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

damn alright then ill take the brown rice

homie you got a table already?

[baku]

ye

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

ima wait outside

[baku]

alright im coming

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

tf was you doing back in the kitchen?

[baku]

you know me i gotta be problematic at all causes

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

thats understandable 

[baku]

you know food services always on some shit 

you probably aint getting that rice

{tobi}

here’s your order

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

bruh wtf

listen i got money

{tobi}

we got a problem back here?

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

yeah we do 

*gun clicks*

{tobi}

this job really aint worth it

i’m going back to popeyes

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

had off that damn teriyaki chicken 

(mario)

fuck 

here

and take the egg foo young

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

thats what the fuck i thought

alright bro we good

[baku]

finally you ain’t pay did you 

| yung cash register aka lil broomstick |

nah

[baku]

[baku]

just got the iPhone 5 bruh lets get it

*phone rings*

[baku]

hello?

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

ay my mans, whas happenin?

[baku]

nathin

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

Look

you already know who it is

you already know what the fuck goin on

[baku]

really...i dont

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

ight brodie

i see you been out here puttin in work

doin numbers , you looking good family

i fucked with you since the beginning man

good to see, u aint forgot the homie 

now that you up

[baku]

bruh who tf is this?

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

your great uncles uhh..8th cousin ?

he’s my roommate yahknowhatimean?

[baku]

dawg, i have never in my life

been alerted to your existence 

how the fuck, did you get the number

to my iPhone 5

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

ight b, listen..

im the biggest rapper to come up on the block

i only been at it for uhh....

a week and a half

ya boy young

yaknamean?

you can call me

Yung Cash Register  A K A  Lil Broomstick

[baku]

Lil bullshit

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

ight ima link you my soundclould

D E A D A S S 

you gotta get on a track wit me

[baku]

wtf

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

my shit slaps dawg, give it a listen

ima just freestyle for you right now

*garage band ass beat starts to play*

[baku]

bruh if you rap-

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

YA

YALL ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK BOUTA HAPPEN 

[baku]

no we dont

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

hahahahahjahahahhahahaa

YUH 

[baku]

BRUH IF YOU RAP ON THIS UGLY ASS BEAT

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

OK OK OK

WE DOIN IT

OK LOOK

ima tell u what i been doin

YUH

doin it big

YUH

[baku]

swear to YEEEZY 

YOU AINT FUCKIN AROUND

ON MY IPHONE 5 BATTERY

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

bro you dont like the song?

[baku]

hell the fuck no

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

FOH B U GOT  NO SAUCE NO PAPER NO CLOUT NO JUICE I WASNT FUCKIN WIT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE VRO

[baku]

ay look i just got this new app

i think ill help you out

you gotta check it out

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

o tru?

whats it called?

[baku]

yeah just go to the app store

and type in

GET THE FUCK ON

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

its not coming up bruh

h-how you spell it?

*dial tone*

In the last video....

[baku]

wtf

dawg 

I O- BLITERATED YALL BITCHES 

|police 1|

IDK ABOUT THAT ONE CHIEF

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

yeah come pick me up

[baku]

BULLSHIT THATS BULLSHIT

|police 1&2|

S U B J U G A T I O N 

~

|police 1|

Welcome to the 

I N T E R R O G A A A T I O N 

the detective gon come thru, and when he do you better

 FESS THE FUCK UP

[baku]

u need to pipe 

THE FUCK DOWN

|police 1|

you facing 30

[baku]

sheet i aint facing no jail time thats for 

GOT DAM sure

|police 1|

wait for the interrogator to come thru

we’ll see what the fuck happens

*door slams closed*

{tobi}

ya’ll ordered the chicken

B I S K I T 

[baku]

no...

{tobi}

oh damn

i ain’t supposed to be here

|police 1|

yeah fucka

take ya fuccin chicka 

B I S K I T 

get ya lil stupid ass on- 

{tobi}

yo don’t worry about the chicken biscuit 

ill rock your shit

say some fuck fuck shit like that again 

you really gonna have a little situation

|police 1|

yeah here he go with the chicken biskit-

{tobi}

K A M U I

[baku]

oh jail break?

im getting my bitch ass 

the FUCK outta here

*door slams closed*

(Swagkage)

you’re not going anywhere

[baku]

yall gotta quit slammin these damn doors

(swagkage)

you ain’t shit in this room

you’re getting locked up

i guaranTEE

you do 30

[baku]

you acting fuckin bold for an NPC buddy

(swagkage)

NPC stands for 

shut your stupid 

BITCH BABY ASS UP

[baku]

thats the wrong fuckin letters dawg

(swagkage)

listen

we know what you did

start confessing 

[baku]

i mighta been thuggin

(swagkage)

that speeding ticket aint no joke

[baku]

yeah it is

(swagkage)

so what the fuck is up?

you’re doin 

85 in a 25?

[baku]

i’ll kill mfs before i obey them traffic laws

(swagkage)

i can respect that

but i thought you were keeping it 

1 0 0

[baku]

round the fuck up then

(swagkage)

what’s up with the pizza with the fuckin bone in it

we heard about that

C L O W N   S H I T

[baku]

u thought i was

B U L L S H I T T I N?

i asked for that pizza

B O N E L E S S 

(swagkage)

oh you for sure fuckin around

[baku]

i admit i was bullshittin

(swagkage)

we knew that

couple of people went missing recently 

you know anything about that?

[baku]

about what?

(swagkage)

the missing people

[baku]

YOU DID THAT SHIT

(swagkage)

i did that shit?

[baku]

i been seeing a lot of mfs gettin into cop cars 

not a whole lot gettin out

(swagkage)

they aint gettin out becuse we got em 

locked the fuck up

[baku]

you lucky i don’t fuck the whole police station up

(swagkage)

bring in the guns

*door slams closed again*

[baku]

yall fuckass cops

on some bull

(swagkage)

no more fuckin around

*activates sharingan*

[baku]

ah shit

(swagkage)

i’m gonna end this

[baku]

you aint ending shit swear on 

Y E E Z Y

*kanye appears* 

(swagkage)

KANYE?

[baku]

fuck em up kanye

(swagkage)

this is some

FUCK SHIT

AMATERASU

fuck my voiced crack there my bad

A M A T E R A S U

{tobi}

oh yall fuckin around huh?

see ya

(swagkage)

dawg just fuckin confess 

[baku]

i didn’t do that shit

Y E E T

(swagkage)

A L M I G H T Y    P U S H -

(swagkage)

you fucked up but you had this shit coming

[baku]

ima get out this bitch and ima come find you

(swagkage)

don’t even try it you’re doing life

[baku]

it was a fuckin speeding ticket

(swagkage)

have fun rotting in prison bitch

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

Thanks for the ride homie

[baku]

yeah don’t worry about it

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

so i’m thinking bout going on tour next year

[baku]

is that a cop car behind me?

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

yeah i think so

*police sirens*

[baku]

sheet

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

these mfs again 

[baku]

he really don’t want no smoke 

*baku rolls the window down*

|police 1|

you know why i pulled you over?

[baku]

it do not matter

|police 1|

BITCH B-BUDDY

you were zippin and zoomin through that damn neighborhood 

[baku]

alright so you dealing tickets or what?

|police1|

ima need to see that license and the 

R E G I S T R A A A A T I O N

[baku]

yall fuckin cops bruh

i aint got no license 

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

damn

|police 1|

new jailhouse just opened up

[baku]

yall better fill that bitch up then

|police 1|

where’s the registration?

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

its right here

[baku]

you don’t need to see that shit

|police 1|

step out of the car

[baku]

good

*opens the door and get out*

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

always on some 

D U M M Y     S H I T

[baku]

listen i gotta go pick up a pizza

|police 1|

what kind?

[baku]

B O N E L E S S 

|police 1|

you on drugs?

[baku]

i mighta been on that pack

|police 1|

you were going 

60 miles over the speed limit

[baku]

I   G O T T A   K E E P   I T   100

|police 1|

i can respect that

so you driving out here with no license?

[baku]

look i played gran turisumo 

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

drake

come pick me up this man baku fucking around with the cops

(drake)

that’s just all he know he don’t know nothing else

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

nah come on his bitch ass bouta get arrested 

(drake)

i tried to show him

|police 1|

so basically 

ima hit you with that bullshit tonight 

okay?

[baku]

ima have to say nah

|police 1|

you’re under arrest 

you have the right 

to shut that shit up

[baku] 

fuck it

|police 1| 

anything you say-

[baku]

Y E E T

|police 1|

damn it worked

|police 1|

we getting out of here

|police 2|

wassuh?

|police 1|

put on these glasses 

look

[baku]

that little situaaaaation 

|police 1|

YAINT GOIN NOWHERE BUDDY

[baku]

wtf

dawg

I O-BLITERATED YALL BITCHES 

|police 1|

IDK ABOUT THAT ON CHIEF

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

yeah come pick me up

[baku]

BULLSHIT THATS BULLSHIT

|police 1&2|

S U B J U G A T I O N  

{yung cash register aka lil broomstick}

yo come get me...

he on dat pack

[baku]

ur bitch ass still working here? sheet

{tobi}

yeah i’m still working here fym

[baku]

u still aint got a real job?

{tobi}

real job?

bruh i know your credit score in the dirt

[baku]

okay i got bad credit but this cash is good

{tobi}

okay wtf do you want?

[baku]

lemme get uhhhhhhh

*baku iphone 6 starts ringing*

{tobi}

.....

[baku]

hold up some mf calling me from indiana 

{tobi}

dawg can you fuckin order

[baku]

yeah lemme get the chicken biskit no chicken

hello

|needy greedy boi|

ay man how u doin

[baku]

who is this

idk nobody from indiana 

i aint fuckin with yall indians 

|needy greedy boi|

look man i just need some fuckin money 

some skrill

[baku]

yall gotta get off my phone with this shit bruh

|needy greedy boi|

dont act like you don’t know me homie

[baku]

i dont...

|needy greedy boi|

look man

me and you we came up from the dirt

[baku]

i mean if u still calling for money

then u still in the dirt

|needy greedy boi|

thats low...

thats real low

[baku]

just like ya fuckin pockets 

|needy greedy boi|

man i been there since day 1

and i never switched up 

never forget that

[baku]

i gOt LiMiTeD MiNuTeS BrUh WrAp ThIs ShIt Up

|needy greedy boi|

i need some green bruh

[baku]

i aint got no weed

|needy greedy boi|

i need some cheddar 

[baku]

i aint Chuck E Cheese 

|needy greedy boi|

i know you got cash 

[baku]

listen there aint enough battery on this iphone 6 for you to be bullshittin and fucking around

|needy greedy boi|

you the one bullshittin

acting like you aint got no bread

[baku]

yeah i got bread

yaint gettin it

look i’m at popeyes about to order this chicken

B I S K I T

get you a GoFundMe or some shit

look these mfs hiring at popeyes 

u can come and fill out this application 

|needy greedy boi|

oh you at popeyes 

look i need a chicken sandwich

[baku]

shut ya homeless ass up

|needy greedy boi|

i know you gettin a bucket 

you just acting stingy

[baku]

broke bitches out here

look iOS 11 got my phone actin up

*ends phone call*

[baku] 

ight lemme get that 

B I S K I T 

*door slams closed*

[baku]

oh he came thru the door

|needy greedy boi|

so you ain’t gon throw bands

[baku]

hell fuckin nah

|needy greedy boi|

ight mf

since ya broke ass ain’t gon hand-

[baku]

dawg who tf are you

really

i got yall clowns hitting my line every week 

i aint even in the phone book

|needy greedy boi|

that shit don’t matter 

all that matters is you 

runnin me a couple of bills

[baku]

LOOK

i aint pay the car note

credit card bills

parking tickets

nathin

u think i got bread to feed the needy bitch?

|needy greedy boi|

ight dawg that about it, i know you got money and you actin mad stingy

i told you to run that shit bruh , u either gonna hand off bills or

u catching these hands, real shit thats 100 dawg

u wearing that yeezy season 2 jacket

i peeped that shit , them shoes on your feet cost bruh

i know them shits cost, them bottoms faded but bouta catch this fade

[baku]

.......

yo fuck this

Y E E T 

{tobi} 

ay here you go

[baku]

{tobi}

“welcome to the Bread bank, we sell bread, we sell loafs, we got bread on deck, bread on the floor TOASTED ROAST- 

[baku]

stfu listen i just need a baguette and a brioche 

{tobi}

we don’t have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread the potato bread  

[baku]

wtf is gluten? take that shit out

{tobi}

its gluten free..

[baku]

idc if it’s free

{tobi}

swear on ur fuckin YEEZYS if you wanna fight we gon fight 

[baku]

u tryna be on worldstar? 

{tobi}

wut you gon record it?

[baku]

ye i got my dollar store camera ON 

(manager)

what’s the fuckin situation~?

[baku]

what. the. fuck. do u want?

(manager)

i’m the mf MANAGER

[baku]

at the bread store?

(manager)

BREAD

[baku]

tell him. to take. the mf gluten. out of the bread.

(manager)

ima need you to shut that bullshit up chief 

we cant take shit out the bread

[baku]

why put it in the first place

i know yall smoking that pack

(manager)

we got crackers.....no gluten

[baku]

fuck crackers

{tobi}

its gluten free

u want the gluten or nah

[baku]

hell no

you better take the gluten out that damn shit

(manager)

look we got whole wheat 

gluten free

texas toast 

gluten free

TORTILLA

[baku]

fuckalldat

what bitch ass country are ya’ll from

where they got this bullshit at?

(manager)

Florida  

[baku]

i knew it 

{tobi}

look u can either take this yeast

or i’m calling the police

[baku]

i’m going weast

(manager)

nah dont call the police i got a warrant 

[baku]

honestly fuck yall

i ain’t never seen nobody act like this over no bread

(manager)

what the fuck are you saying

[baku]

all im saying is

fuck yalls bread

fuck the gluten

and fuck them crackers

{tobi}

but the crackers don’t have gluten

[baku]

ill take those 

{tobi}

ok thats gonna be five dollars-

[baku]