#dankvideos

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January 9 — WHO Announces Mysterious Coronavirus-Related Pneumonia in Wuhan, China

January 23 — Wuhan Now Under Quarantine

January 31 — WHO Issues Global Health Emergency

February 2 — Global Air Travel Is Restricted

February 25 — CDC Says COVID-19 Is Heading Toward Pandemic Status

March 11 — WHO Declares COVID-19 a Pandemic

March 13 — Travel Ban on Non-US Citizens Traveling From Europe Goes Into Effect

March 19 — California Issues Statewide Stay-at-Home Order

March 25 — Reports Find Extended Shutdowns Can Delay Second Wave

April 16 — “Gating Criteria” Emerge as a Way to Reopen the Economy

Act I - Normality [1/9 ~ 2/2]

Act II - This Corrosion [2/2 ~ 3/11]

Act III - Jezebel [3/11 ~ 4/16]

Intermission - All Your Cities Lie In Dust [4/16 ~ 6/15]

Act IV - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang [6/15 ~ Today]

[baku]

Yeah, lemme get...2 tickets for Avengers Another ticket for Pacific Rim Aaaannnd...3 tickets for the shit in theater 9.

{tobi}

🅱itch are you here alone?

[baku]

yeh

{tobi}

Why would you buy, 6 tickets for yaself?

[baku]

I'm on some new shit 

ⒻⓁⒺⓍⒾⓃ (baku=ricegum confirmed)

{tobi}

These movies are all playing at 9pm 

You can't watch *all* of them

[baku]

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴀʟʟ ᴍғs ɢᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴜsᴇ ʙᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ (This ain't Netflix 🅱️)

{tobi}

𝕚𝕞 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕤

[baku]

𝔦 𝔞𝔦𝔫𝔱 𝔞𝔰𝔨 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔩𝔦𝔭

𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖎𝖒𝖚𝖒 𝖜𝖆𝖌𝖊 (Speech 100)

{tobi}

ι мιgнт нανє тσ ¢αℓℓ тнє ρσℓι¢є

[baku]

Ⱨ₳₦Đ Ø₣₣

thєm gσddαmn

𝓜𝓞𝓥𝓘𝓔 𝓣𝓘𝓒𝓚𝓔𝓣𝓢 (Ayyy the video title)

{tobi}

911 ɨʍ ɮɛɨռɢ ǟȶȶǟƈӄɛɖ

[baku]

¥ØỮ

ᎶᎧᏖ ᏕᎧᎷᏋ ᎴᏗᎷᏁ ᏁᏋᏒᏉᏋ

{tobi}

You come in here, asking for-

19 mᎾᏉᎥᎬ ᏆᎥᏟᏦᎬᏆs

and expect me to *not* call the police

[baku]

Shit that reasonable (Dense mf gets it for once)

{tobi}

ყαเɳƭ ɠεƭƭเɳɠ

¤ (¯´☆✭.¸_)¤ 【S】【H】【I】【T】 ¤(_¸.✭☆´¯) ¤ (top 10 greatest anime battle cries)

[baku]

Is Black Panther still playin'?

That hoe went-

🆂🆃🆄🅿🅸🅳

{tobi}

theaters closed

[baku]

you got me fucked up out this world breh

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