#msanchez.

looks like romance is in full bloom for astra’s favorite (and only!) couple in the city of barcelona — passion is in the air, and we can smell a soulful serenade from the initative’s resident guitarrista soon. but the real question is: how soon? we’re getting impatient, lovebirds, and we need to know: are we waiting for a “just got together” post, or are you both going to stay “just friends”? remember, we’re watching...

jesus, joseph, mary, and the camel — she did what now? well, i need a moment .. okay, moment over. where do i even begin with this? like in her weird norwegian logic was she hoping that a blind date would make up for the bruised eye she left him with? or maybe she figured that if she could find her brother some ass to tap that he’d forget about our mariachi boy tapping hers? either way, someone needs to give me the update on whatever shit show went down during ruby’s attempt at playing cupid.  

us two, duh! #arbie forever. but seriously — ruby and manolo are where it’s at. they’re ridiculously cute, you can’t deny that. i’m personally down for a lachlan, malia and silas ot3 ‘cause come on, they should all just fuck and get over their drama. every other ship is irrelevant until we can see something developing; case in point: ruby and manolo. we know what we’re talking about.

ooh, i smell drama in the air! barbie and i called it. wonder what her twin brother’s going to think when he finds out… i hope there will be blood.

among the newest batch of people, i wouldn’t say anyone. they’re all too… cute for me, y’know? (cough cough, secretly rooting for manolo to be the resident heartbreaker.) if we’re going back a bit, i’d say donald, hands-on. i’ve seen his tv show, and everyone that keeps tabs on the kardashians knows that anyone on a reality show creates drama everywhere they go. it’s good for press, plus it keeps them in the tabloids. plus, i’ve totally heard he gets real bitchy super quickly — complete with a scottish accent? he’s a total baby if you ask me. someone get him real hotheaded so we can see if the rumors are true.