#sjorgenson.

ooh, are you trying to get us to play matchmaker again? i totally agree, though. silas may be a looker, but c’mon… he’s just going to keep hurting bambi time and time again without ever realizing it. unless someone gives bambino a sandy-in-grease style makeover, i don’t think jorgenson’s getting a hot for bestie boner any time soon; and even then, malia and whoever else silas is planning to fuck is still in the picture. now tate and bambi? that’s something i can get by. hopefully ‘tuff stuff’ gets the memo soon — i hear there are tons of romantic things you can do in barcelona.

pretty sure that’s because silas wanted to get with barkis. like don’t even question it — friendly psa to you bitches, any time snotface jorgenson tries to cockblock you, it’s because he wants that ass for himself. 

hate sex with lachlan, a possible threesome if you include malia? someone will probably end up with a black eye and someone else will end up with a broken heart. silas will probably end up trashed somewhere that he starts trying to make out with a hotdog. 

you really can’t put two and two together, can you? berioz and silas. i mean, it can’t be that hard to figure out, can it? with berlioz being the only one desperate enough to reunite with a piano that he confused his apartment with a music room. and silas, who can’t go twenty-four hours without being laid that he followed berlioz’s enchanting lure of la campanella and found himself crossing off yet another location of conquest in his score book.  

all of you? let’s start with silas, who seems to be running around like a dog in heat. though, from what i hear, berlioz is well on his way of helping him out. thomas would be another one, whose recent arrival hasn’t stopped him from working his charm. whether he ends up rekindling with an old flame or sparking up a new one with a complete stranger, it’s only a matter of time before he finds himself entangled in one girl’s silk sheets. hopefully someone will take one for the team and deflower the princess. we can only hope that some good ol’ sex with get rid of the uptight stick marie has up her ass and get her to loosen up a little bit. then there’s kit whose perfectly chiseled body isn’t going to stay like the forever. someone needs to take some initiative and enjoy him at his prime before it’s too late. unless he’s pulling something a la twilight that perfection won’t last forever.

ew. you know, i'm afraid this is one of those questions with an infinite amount of answer. the better question would be what aren’t any kinks that any of the astranauts have. my guess is that it goes anywhere from the standard daddy kink to getting fun and messy with some whipped cream. if i’d have to guess — malia’s probably the dominatrix type, silas’ probably the roleplay type. then you have what i call the unexpected, sweet and proper, marie laroux. i bet you she’s the type to own a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. after all you know what they say, lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

not even. kit, no doubt. the guy’s as gorgeous as he is foolish. it’s only a matter of time before he starts to trail behind lachlan like a lost puppy and fetching whatever bone he throws at him. silas might be a moron but he’s at least sly enough to know the difference.