#mfieri.

ooh, are you trying to get us to play matchmaker again? i totally agree, though. silas may be a looker, but c’mon… he’s just going to keep hurting bambi time and time again without ever realizing it. unless someone gives bambino a sandy-in-grease style makeover, i don’t think jorgenson’s getting a hot for bestie boner any time soon; and even then, malia and whoever else silas is planning to fuck is still in the picture. now tate and bambi? that’s something i can get by. hopefully ‘tuff stuff’ gets the memo soon — i hear there are tons of romantic things you can do in barcelona.

us two, duh! #arbie forever. but seriously — ruby and manolo are where it’s at. they’re ridiculously cute, you can’t deny that. i’m personally down for a lachlan, malia and silas ot3 ‘cause come on, they should all just fuck and get over their drama. every other ship is irrelevant until we can see something developing; case in point: ruby and manolo. we know what we’re talking about.

hate sex with lachlan, a possible threesome if you include malia? someone will probably end up with a black eye and someone else will end up with a broken heart. silas will probably end up trashed somewhere that he starts trying to make out with a hotdog. 

considering the noises that were coming from the music room the other day, i’d say silas and berlioz already did the deed. which only means they’ll hopefully do it again. malia and thomas hooking up wouldn’t surprise me, especially since the former lovers are now roommates. speaking of which, malia may want to get shannon a to go box since she seems determined to screw malia’s leftovers. but hey, maybe thomas will get lucky and the whole ‘bad bitch’ feud the two have going on ends up in a hate threesome with o’malley in the middle. oh .. and kit or hayden should hook up with me .. asap. 

one word: ugh. they both walk around like they’re the hbic when everyone knows that the true queen bee here is me. but whatever, i’d say that fight is the least of their worries, starting with how shannon threatened to snap diablo’s neck and malia retaliated by threatening she’d feed her to her beloved pet bird. then, there’s also their similar common interest in men. specifically with one thomas o’malley. looks like ginger judas has a type — raven haired, bitchy, and seriously misguided about where they stand on this social hierarchy. the latter being one particular fight i’m ready to see. so place your bets, ladies and gentleman, who will you place your money on? malia or shannon? 

ew. you know, i'm afraid this is one of those questions with an infinite amount of answer. the better question would be what aren’t any kinks that any of the astranauts have. my guess is that it goes anywhere from the standard daddy kink to getting fun and messy with some whipped cream. if i’d have to guess — malia’s probably the dominatrix type, silas’ probably the roleplay type. then you have what i call the unexpected, sweet and proper, marie laroux. i bet you she’s the type to own a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. after all you know what they say, lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.