#mtriton.

you’re telling me! i don’t know if it’s some kind of weird twin thing where he’s desperate for her attention all the damn time, or he could possibly be just plain jealous of #rubiolo. boy needs to find something (or someone) to take his mind off of them. any volunteers?

jesus, joseph, mary, and the camel — she did what now? well, i need a moment .. okay, moment over. where do i even begin with this? like in her weird norwegian logic was she hoping that a blind date would make up for the bruised eye she left him with? or maybe she figured that if she could find her brother some ass to tap that he’d forget about our mariachi boy tapping hers? either way, someone needs to give me the update on whatever shit show went down during ruby’s attempt at playing cupid.