#mr. garvey

Mr. Garvey: Alright, listen up, French kids! I'm ya'll's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey. I taught school for twenty years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me. Ya'll feel me?

Akuma Class: *Nodding*

Mr. Garvey: Okay. Let's take roll here. *Reads the list* "Ay-Drayan."

Akuma Class: ...

Mr. Garvey: Where's Ay-Drayan at? No Ay-Drayan?

Adrien: Do you mean 'Adrien,' sir?

Mr. Garvey: Oh, so that's how it's gonna be. Ya'll wanna play. Okay. I got my eye on you, Ay-Drayan. *Reads the list* "Chalo-ay"... Where is Chalo-ay at? There's no Chalo-ey here today?

Chloé: Uh, my name is Chloé. You should know this-

Mr. Garvey: Girl! You outta your mind? "Chloé," you wanna go to war? We can go to war, girl! I'm for real! I'm for real... So, check yourself... "Yvonne!"

Ivan: ...

Mr. Garvey: Is there an Yvonne?... if one of ya'll says a silly-ass name, this whole class is about to feel my wrath.

Ivan: It's 'Ivan,' sir.

Mr. Garvey: Son of a bitch!... Say your name right.

Ivan: Ivan.

Mr. Garvey: Say it right.

Ivan: Ivan.

Mr. Garvey: Correctly!

Ivan: ... Yvonne.

Mr. Garvey: That's better! Thank you! Now... "All-Yay." Where are you? Where is All-Yay right now?... You better be sick, dead, or mute, All-Yay.

Alya: Here. God, man.

Mr. Garvey: ... Why didn't you answer me the first time I said it? You know, I'm just wondering, I said it like, four times. So, why did you say it, the first time I said, "All-Yay."

Alya: ... Because, it's pronounced, 'Alya.'

Mr. Garvey: Son of a bitch! *Sweeps his belongings off the desk* You done messed up, All-Yay! Take your tacky-ass jeans down to Day-moke-less' office, right now! And tell him what you did!

Alya: ... Who?

Mr. Garvey: Day-moke-less!

Alya: 'Damocles?'

Mr. Garvey: Get out of my goddamn classroom 'fore I bust your legs! *Alya hurriedly leaves* Insubordinate... And Churlish. *Reads the list* "Joo-Lay-Ka."

Juleka: Present.

Mr. Garvey: Thank you! "Marie-Anette!" Where's Marie-Anette? 'Cause I swear-

Marinette: *Raises her hand* Here, sir.

Mr. Garvey: Thank you! Answer the first damn time! Now, is there a "Myley-Nay" here?

Myléne: ... Present.

Mr. Garvey: Okay, we're getting somewhere. *Reads the list* Is "May-X" here?

Max: How do you... Here, sir.

Mr. Garvey: What? Whatchu gonna say?

Max: Nothing, sir.

Mr. Garvey: Yeah. Yeah, that's what I thought. "Ah-Leex."

Alix: *Raises her hand*

Mr. Garvey: Alright. Alright... "Nay-Tan-Y'all."

Nathaniel: ...

Mr. Garvey: Nay-Tan-Ya'll, I swear to God! I'm gonna start taking tables! Come on! Keep playing jokes! Be a big man!

Nathaniel: Fine, here.

Mr. Garvey: ... You getting smart with me? You getting smart with me?! Nah. Nah, you take yo ass in those purple jeans down to Day-moke-less' office!

Nathaniel: It's Damocles.

Mr. Garvey: Boy-

*Nathaniel quickly leaves*

Mr. Garvey: Fuckin' redheads, man... Lil devil spawn try'na take my damn soul when I ain't looking... "Nine-oh."

Nino: Here.

Mr. Garvey: Better! Thank you! "Ro-Sey!"

Rose: ... *Raises her hand* Here.

Mr. Garvey: "Keema."

Kim: I... He... Here, sir.

Mr. Garvey: Tried to mess with me, Keema? Better not, boy! I dealt with scarier shit than you! "Say-Brine-Ah."

Sabrina: Present, sir.

Mr. Garvey: So far, so good... "Lie-Lay."

Lila: It's 'Lila,' sir.

Joanna who's from the Mantle inner-city and has fought through many devastating waves of Grimm.

She is the Mr. Garvey of the Happy Huntresses.