Okay, it’s finally time to drop my absolute WILDEST theory that’s been rotting my brain for ages...
So, we all suspect Astrodude in movie is gonna time travel via a black hole, right? But remember when America literally created a black hole in that MrSpherical video (which IS canon to SolarBalls)? He wanted to adopt it so bad because it acted like a literal baby! But it collapsed seconds later and left him completely devastated.
My theory is that America gets desperate and creates ANOTHER one. What if he uses some sci-fi tech to lock its mass and physics so it can just... live as a normal Earthling? Like, she won't even know she’s a black hole, she’ll just think she’s a regular human girl! Then she meets Astroson, then Astrodude, he finds out the truth and BOOM.
I know this sounds unhinged, but wait... it actually makes sense, right?? Tell me I’m not crazy.😭
I can also picture Earth's face when he finds out a literal black hole is living on him. But honestly, despite that, he wouldn't even mind. At heart, she is an Earthling, and she’ll want to stay on Earth because it’s her home.










