#mr limpy

i got my first real packer in the mail yesterday

it’s a mr. limpy x-small

here’s my review of it so far:

best thing about it: BALLS! better than any DIY sock packer you could make. reaching down and having squishy little balls down there is so amazing.

also, because of the cyberskin it’s made out of, the mr. limpy feels incredibly realistic. it’s slightly more detailed than i had expected, even with wrinkles and veins that pop out a bit.

i will say it’s an awkward size for me. i’m 5’3 and skinny, so it looks strange in my pants (although i think it will look more natural to me once i get used to it). on the other hand, it’s definitely too small for masturbating. i like to pretend i’m jerking off, but it’s just barely big enough to put my entire hand around it. (edit: nevermind it took a while to get used to but it’s actually fairly good for jerking off, even though it’s soft.)

last night i slept with it and it smelled super funky in the morning. a quick wash and cornstarch fixed that, but i just thought i should note that it requires regular washes to stay clean and ~fresh~.

i guess the last thing is, i’m having a difficult time figuring out how to pack with it without having a huge boner. i usually pack “up” with my DIY packers, but this one just kind of hangs between my legs. it takes a lot of adjusting to keep it from falling down my leg.

real Mr Limpy packers are made of superskin (the same thing that fleshlights are made of- which are DEFINITELY made for skin-to-skin contact).  Superskin is phthalate free (one of the common silicone plasticizers that is the concern for putting low-grade silicone products near your skin/mucous membranes).  

While Mr Limpy isn’t marketed for skin to skin use, it IS marketed for packing and isn’t specifically labeled Not for skin to skin use.  If your packer has a strong plastic smell, I would be concerned, but otherwise, i would follow standard packing hygiene, which includes washing it and your body daily with unscented soap or the product preferred by the manufacturer (Which is here, although in this case, it’s an antibacterial soap that’s been specifically encouraged to be taken off the market due to limited effectiveness and health concerns, so I would caution against using it, and stick to a standard, unscented mild soap as per usual genital washing recommendations).  If you have concerns, you can always place it in a packing pouch, or make one of your own from the toe of an old sock, pinned or sewn strategically to the inside of your underwear.  wash your pouch every day.