#mphpfc

Enoch: Yeah?

Horace: I'm questioning my sexuality..

Enoch:

hey yall mod sandpiper here!

since there wasnt one made already, i made a discord for mphfpc fans to congregate and talk n all that!

(its for the bookverse, not movie, sorry abt that!)

oh boy oh boy

- can’t sing ( actually he CLAIMS he can’t but he can sing quite well. He doesn’t do it as much because he’s insecure)

- can’t dance. pure fact. (it wouldn’t matter much bc no one would see him, but if you magically could see him get down it would be….tragic. so he doesn’t dance. at all. he hears his fav songs and enjoys them internally)

- That one ap who could procrastinate for days and get 100 on the test. But we all know he would never do that and he always studies and gets his work done ahead of time

- can long divide in his head ( i got jealous thinking and typing this )

- on the topic of school and learning, he decided to not enroll in high school with jacob, emma, fiona, hugh and wyn because he wanted to focus on the tales. also because he’s a interactive learner he was worried he wouldn’t fit in as well as the others in a school full of normals.

- sweaters, sweater vests, turtlenecks are all he wears

- Mixed race. He’s syrian on his mother’s side and english on his father’s. Gets a lot of his appearances from his mother. (darker skin, light eyes, flawless eyebrows lmao….)

- actually the funniest kid around

- brotp with emma. They have good laughs together and talk about deep shit. they go into the depths

- don’t personally see him getting into a relationship. but he’s supportive of horace and enoch and gives important advice to them (this is just me tho)

- Has a very open taste in music. Enjoys modern music and is fascinated with electronic sounding songs.

- can’t curse to save his life. but he does say “ass”, “damn”, “shit” sometimes

- say fuck around him and he will combust

Jacob: Just... look at her... she's so... beautiful... and rude...

Emma: [Emma, if your house was on fire, what would you save?] I would save nothing because I would have set the house on fire on purpose and I wouldn't like to see my work ruined.

Millard: Now you see me *hides behind the sofa* now you don't

Enoch: [What's your level of depression on a scale of 1000?] It's 999. [Why not 1000?] Because I would have already committed suicide. And if I was dead, I couldn't annoy you.

Horace: I will marry anyone who wears a cotton shirt 24/24.

Olive: *Enoch is going to slap Jacob* I'LL PROTECT YOU JACOB! *Enoch slaps her and Jacob* Well at least I tried, didn't I?

Claire: *dances in a crowded street singing Love Yourself by Justin Bieber*

Bronwyn: [Get out of my way!] No. [I said, get out of my way!] *literally throws the rude person away*

Hugh: I like bees. I appreciate bees. I love bees. I'd like to marry a bee. Bees are beautiful. Bees are AWESOME. [Shut up.] Don't you care about bees' self-appreciation? You monster.