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MPHFPC edition Part 4
I stumbled across that graphic novel square of Enoch and Horace without the dialogue on Pinterest and I immediately knew what to write there.
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Quotes they would definitely say
MPHFPC edition Part 4
I stumbled across that graphic novel square of Enoch and Horace without the dialogue on Pinterest and I immediately knew what to write there.

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I just woke up from a dream that MPHFPC got an animated Disney+ show that was kind of like what PJO got but worse because it was book-accurate-ish but it was also very weird with some of the stuff they made up (Jacob stayed on the island for a full year and Hugh was sleazy enough to make it fully rated R I did not like that) but in this dream I was watching this with my family and the whole season wasnβt out yet it cut off right before Enoch got literally any attention and the last scene before all the Victor stuff was Ransom Riggs giving into the Enorace shippers Γ la a Tomodachi Life 2 falling-in-love cutscene and I woke up dying of laughter and the fact that this doesnβt exist and my brain made it up is making me sadder by the minute
Edit: I should clarify before I forget when I say Enoch and Horace had done nothing until this point I mean they had done NOTHING. Horace was a background gay joke at best and Enoch was supposed to be something like Wednesday Addams but like in the new Addams Family stuff where they keep putting her in normal-person environments and that was their entire character until we established that Enoch was incredibly gay for this man in a one-off scene that was more than likely never going to be used for anything more than comedic relief if it was ever touched on again
headcanon that nobody can fucking understand enoch half the time because 1. his accent is thick as hell and 2. he uses so much cockney slang nobody knows what the fuck he means most of the time. also sometimes he'll just say nonsensical shit to confuse jacob (and make horace laugh)
possibly my favorite headcanons to come out of this fandom is enoch's homunculi loving horace and fiona's chickens hating hugh
both enoch and fiona are distraught over this
hey! Do you have any cool headcanons for Horace and Enoch?
hihii! yess i most certainly do!
(these can be either platonic or romantic - whatever floats your boat β‘)
enoch o'connor + horace somnusson headcanons
ππ enoch lovesss pestering horace with his homunculi, mostly because enoch finds it hilarious how angry this makes him. he would send a horde of them into horace's bedroom to steal his sewing tools while he works on his designs. inevitably, horace would look up from his sewing machine to find everything missing and SCREAM at the top of his lungs. meanwhile enoch is standing outside his door, giggling like a little menace.
ππ one of the very few things they have in common is that they're both absolute homebodies. while all the others set out to play by the beach, enoch insists on being cooped up in the basement, while horace prefers to lounge with a steaming mug of tea cuddled under heaps of fluffy blankets (like the little prince he is)
... but they also just detest being outside, LOL.
ππ so most afternoons they'll have the entire house to themselves, which kind of forces them to hang out. it's usually a very bored horace who sets out to find him, and ask something along the lines of: "...sooo want to play chess". in response, enoch is all "UGHHH! okay fine, but only cause' there's nothing else for me to do."
(he secretly loves spending time with him, though).
ππ for all their mutual 'loathing', enoch is actually one of the few people who can effectively comfort horace during his nightmares. throughout the series, it was often implied that horace hates being viewed as weak. so when he's startled awake - crying, fighting for breath - the last thing he wants is to be babied. thankfully, that is far from enoch's means of comfort. so instead, he'll just sit by the edge of horace's bed. allow him to air out his sorrows without judgement. then enoch will go on to crack the occasional joke, or make his homunculi do something silly with hopes of making him laugh.
ππ i personally hc that horace also has frequent panic attacks, due to his nightmares and a lack of sleep which severelyyy induces his anxiety. whenever this happens, enoch prompts horace to ramble about fashion or designers or his current projects to distract him. what's sweet about this is that all of those topics bore enoch to literal tears. and yet, he'll still sit and listen if it means tethering horace back to reality.
ππ once, horace surprised enoch with a suit for his birthday. it was actually quite beautiful, but much too posh and extravagant for enoch ... as a matter of fact, enoch hated it. but seeing the amount of effort he put into it, enoch ended up wearing it for his birthday dinner + cake. he even combed his hair back and *dramatic gasp* showered! (/hj).
yes, enoch might've been grumbling the whole time ... but seeing horace happy almost! made it all worth it.
ππ occasionally they would gossip, over tea of course (at horace's insistence). this was more common for them to do in the years that emma and abe were together because they 1. are wildly protective over their older sister and 2. disliked abe
(and between enoch's rudeness and horace's sass, they're possibly the FUNNIEST shit talkers ever omgg).
ππ horace makes the most delicious food, because what isn't that boy good at?? whenever he makes enoch a plate, he'll DEVOUR it. then when horace asks if it was any good, enoch only shrugs and says that it could've used more salt or something. like you know DAMN well that was the best meal youβve ever had in all your hundreds of years, what are we lying for!!!
ππ in hollow city after horace got knocked unconscious by one of the wights, enoch was sooo worried for him afterwards. only, he's reluctant to reveal his care for others, so he kept calling horace an idiot for talking back to the wights in the first place and said, rather bluntly, that he could've been killed for how he acted.
ππ but then all the while, enoch kept sneaking glances at horace's face to make sure he hadn't been bruised too badly.
ππ after the events in the series take place, they got much closer and stopped arguing as much. war, tragedy, and an absurd amount of near-death experiences will do that to you.
of course, that's not to say they weren't at each other's throats fairly often. after all, this is horace and enoch we're talking about!! the basis of their relationship is their little rivalry. but i think it's safe to say that enoch - upon seeing this new, more courageous side to horace - stopped calling him a coward altogether. and horace refrained from scolding / insulting enoch as often as he did all those years ago. :)

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