#mousebusters

“Ok ok. What about Jangmi?” Dino asked.

How about Mr… wait no. Miss..” Jangmi couldn’t finish her sentence, as she was laughing hysterically at her mistake.

“Jangmi’s decided she’s had enough changing the Korean language, that she’s now changing English aswell” Seungkwan joked, causing Jangmi to throw her bucket hat at him.

She missed. Obviously. But the threat was still there.

The main vocalist death glared her but continued taking ideas for her name. “Mr not Miss”

“Mr Timtam”

“Mr burned the pancakes this morning.” Jangmi scoffed at Seungcheol’s idea. That ungrateful brat was mocking her cooking skills, to the world. She made a mental note to not give him any pancakes next time.

“Mr Maknae” Mingyu suggested.

“Ohhhh it has alliteration” Jangmi said to Josh, flaunting her English skills, whilst dramatically flipping her hair. She was the best English speaker in Seventeen for a reason.

Soon they all had stupid nicknames, some stupider than others (Dino’s took the cake) and were given 2 hours to find the mice.

Jangmi decided to pair up with Mingyu and Jeonghan (mainly because she knew that Jeonghan wouldn’t run much). She was immediately happy with her decision, once they asked the drone director to see where the 96’ line were.

They sent the pawns (Mr Chew & Mr Gilette) to go find them, whilst they then decided to split up.

Within 5 minutes, she heard Jeonghan screaming that he had seen one of the rodents.

“Should we run and catch him?” She asked her camera man, who shrugged, letting her make the final decision.

“Nah” Answering her own question, she continued walking around the lot, ignoring Jun’s pleads for help.

When passing one of the buildings, she suddenly stopped and took her phone out. Causing her camera man to ask what she was doing.

She signalled for him to wait, until she showed her phone to the screen. It was a picture of her when they shot ‘Aju Nice,’ which was coincidently filmed at the same location.

“Can you please help me recreate this picture?” Jangmi asked nicely, giving the cameraman no choice but to help her out.

Jangmi recreated her signature pose during their earlier era’s, which was just a basic peace sign and her biggest smile.

Their photoshoot session was interrupted by Mr Chew, who told them that they needed to head back to base.

“What were you even doing?” Vernon questioned, using a tissue to dab the sweat of his face.

“Fan Service” Jangmi replied proudly, showing off her new pictures, which caused Vernon to roll his eyes.

“Ok so we know what Woozi’s power is, we just need to find the other three?” She asked, still unsure of the rules.

“Yup. He can only use his power 2 more times though.” He answered, looking around cautiously, just incase there was a mouse sighting.

There was none.

Once they landed back in base, they started running back out again. Except Jeonghan and Jangmi who went straight to the drone director again. Brains not brawns was their motto.

They then decided to walk around the lot, and were soon accompanied by Seungcheol.

“You haven’t run at all?” He accused, as soon as she saw Jangmi.

She smiled, shrugged her shoulders, and ran away from her leader.

“Don’t you run away from me!” He yelled. “Come back right now. You didn’t answer my question. Ya!...” She didn’t make out what the rest he was saying, as she was too busy laughing with her camera man, who was running for the first time this episode.

She stopped as soon as they turned the corner and dropped down on her knees.

“Never again” She whined, her breaths deep and heavy. Hopefully her personal trainer won’t watch this episode, because man would she get a scolding. And then probably be forced to get p early and go for runs. Disgusting.

After sitting on the floor for a good five minutes, she then decided that she should do the bare minimum and help her team.

“I think we should focus on finding Hoshi. I bet you my signed Nuest album that he’s hiding somewhere.” Jangmi spoke directly into the camera, with 100% confidence.

So her Camera Man and her walked up and down the endless rows of tarp, to find the performance leader.

Unfortunately for her, every piece of tarp she picked up had none of the 95′ line hiding inside. Although one had a nest of ants, which cause Jangmi to scream for her life.

Bless the audio directors.

She wondered what the purpose of all the tarp coverings were, besides making her life miserable.

Suddenly, from the corner of her eye, she saw one of the tarps move ever so slightly. She wouldn’t have second guessed it because it was quite windy, but the wind was momentarily at a standstill.

Jangmi motioned for the camera to come closer, as well as signalling everyone around her to be quiet.

“I don’t think anyones here.” Jangmi yelled loudly. “I think I’m going to go over to Warehouse 18.” 

She lied.

She slowly, yet stealthily, moved towards the off white plastic sheet-

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!” Jangmi and her camera man both jumped. So much for her plan. Way to ruin in Wonwoo.

Wait. Wonwoo the mouse.

“Sorry” She bowed to her camera man before running after the mouse, squirting some coloured paint on his back.

“Come here you little shit!” She screamed, as Vernon overtook her. She really needed to work on her cardio.

“Oh wait! Come here to little mouse.” The editors and Pledis would probably prefer using that.

Jangmi pushed her arms back and forth, forcing her legs to keep up with the rest of her boys. She wasn’t doing a very good job, as the other mousebusters were either ahead of her or running beside her.

“I’m too tired” She exclaimed to no one, drawing out a deep breath of air.

Her legs were not listening to her brain, and she could tell that her breathing was having a slight wheeze to it.

Soon she couldn’t even see the mouse that she was meant to be catching, and therefore decided that there was no point in her running and causing her heart to nearly give way.

She came to a gradual stop, and turned around to find her camera man not even having broken a sweat.

Jangmi pleaded whilst clasping both her hands together. “Can you edit this so I look like I run fast. Or that I ran a long distance. And not the length of 2 warehouses. Please.”

The camera director only smiled, causing Jangmi to roll her eyes and walk away.

“I only stopped running because I felt bad for you following me carrying the camera. See how considerate I am. You should give me more screentime.”

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