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if this episode of MLOM doesn't end with Hiroshi getting devoured by his children for judging his mother I'm going to teleport into the TV and punch him in the dick myself

LMFAO OH MY GOD NEVER MIND I GUESS

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

“not all men” you’re right, chidi anagonye, a former professor of ethics and moral philosophy, would never do this

#he would also never do anything (by @horusporus) al;skdjflkasdsj omggg

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

having a pet kinda awesome wdym i got a little scoundrel running around named after the guy in dracula who eats bugs

my scoundrel eats bugs too. nominative determinism

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use