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monsterdave started following you
“Hey, Cole, I’ve got that commis--” was it him, or did this guy just look like someone he knew? As he neared the man, he realized it wasn’t Cole, but a complete stranger. “Oh, I’m sorry. I think...I think I got the wrong person. I was...ah...I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to..” he gestured around, “interrupt. Grian Fife, hi, nice to meet you. I mistook you for someone else.”
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Paranormalness (Closed RP with monsterdave)
New User: monsterdave (Some kid)
Input Command: Trespassing
Output Command: Scare the ever-living hell out of this kid
Jack had to admit; it was a little impressive that this kid made it all the way to the private shipdock; his private shipdock. He just had to keep note to fire the security guards out of the moonshot cannon the next time he decided to attack some dirty bandit camp on Pandora.
‘Personal Activity Note Added: Fire Guards Out of Moonshot Cannon.’
Anyway, back to scaring this ballsy kid. His hologram self forming behind the nearest ship to Dave, which he thought he got there by sneaking there all Zer0-like, he sat and waited for him to get close.
Any moment now...
Any. Moment. Now....
OH MY GOD. IS THIS IS KID SERIOUSLY THAT INTERESTED BY THE FRONT OF THE ROOM? LOOK AT THE SHIPS, THE SH-
Oh, he’s coming this way!
Tensing up like a predator stalking his prey, Jack waited for the right moment and...
“WHERE THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING?” the hologram made his voice boom as he jumped out from behind the ship.
monsterdave:
oh dear lord
Starts mockingly singing "porno intro" music.
Whips his coat off.
"BRING IT, CHICKEN FACE."
MonsterDave: i am horrible when it comes to taking these things..
SirJohnOfCheese: headcanon where john has to help david keep track of taking meds
SirJohnOfCheese: enjoy
MonsterDave: yES
MonsterDave: "but what if they don't even work anymore, john"
MonsterDave: "just in case, dude."
SirJohnOfCheese: JUST
SirJohnOfCheese: IN CASE
"But you don't believe me, do you?"
"Look, kid. I’m an old man…I believe you’ve seen shit, just. You come on in here rambling on about giant eyes and shadowy people...I left that behind awhile ago, s'why I moved out here."
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monsterdave started following you
"SPIDER MAN, SPIDER MAN, DOES WHATEVER A--" Plucks a piece of glass out of his skin." --ow- spIDER MAN DOES."
SirJohnOfCheese: and you suddenly switched to first person
MonsterDave: yeah. oops.
SirJohnOfCheese: It is time
SirJohnOfCheese: i must become one with my inner cheese
SirJohnOfCheese: swiss
SirJohnOfCheese: cheddar
SirJohnOfCheese: GOUDA
SirJohnOfCheese: ~*~*monster*~*~
MonsterDave: gouda is yes
MonsterDave: pfff
SirJohnOfCheese: monster cheese
MonsterDave: that would be what we would call you if korrok did the thing
SirJohnOfCheese: hello i am monster cheese
We should do a thing. Let's do a thing.
A thing? What kind of a thing? Because I don't swing that way and also I'm married.
