WOW, SCIENCE

biased thinking and loosely assembled theories based on fear  counts as research, right? yeah! enjoy the cold, hard, fabrication of facts about the common fly!

“….”

“S- so- why the glasses?”

“….”

     "Anyways well… I guess I’ll be movin’ in right away I mean I can make like some room and stuff and trust me I met you enough to get use to the smell of bile. Consider it one of the gifts you given to me for visiting you so often.”

“I’ll uh... Make room and-- shit like that. Take your time getting stuff in, yeah? There’s no rush.”

“….”

“Speaking of sleeping- uh. A heads up. If I look like I’m dead I’m actually not, but there’s a taser set to the lowest voltage so just prod me with it once. I’m trying to avoid hibernating.”

“….”

     " The change …? Well, I had to like … conclude that chapter of one of my lives because, hey, I can’t keep on living like a blue haired lady forever and time to embrace a new look, y'know. Also … I’m leavin’ my old dump of a home and I need like a temporary place to stay over and I trust you the most, so maybe can I crash with ya? Like I won’t take a lotta space. Honest.“

“I mean... The- Mort house. House of Mort. Fly house... all that stuff... Do you- still have the uh... Bow? ‘Cause I’d like to keep it if that’s okay.”

“….”

     "Anyways it’s been a while, do you … still remember me?“

“WHAT’S WITH THE CHANGE- YOU...You look bloody great.”