MYSTERY (S)HACK

@stanleyspines-blog

(An independent rp/ask blog for Stan Pines. Grunkle and Hunkle available.) FC: Harvey Keitel Mun: Renmorris

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Stanley’s face twists in pain and frustration. His fists are balled up tight and it’s hard for him to see his brother clearly through his steamed up glasses. Thirty- not even thirty- forty years of sweat and desperation and Ford can’t even spare him a good five minutes to explain.

“Ya’ left behind a debt and a broken hunk of metal! I needed money, Stanford. I needed money to get you back home.”

He takes his glasses off, biting his lip as he wipes them down with his sleeve.

#thedarkweirdroad

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"I didn't come here to negotiate with you. This is it. It's over!" ~from Stanford

Damn his old watery eyes. Damn his fogging glasses.

And damn his ungrateful brother.

“Stanford! Ju-Just listen, please-”

Damn his shattered heart.

#thedarkweirdroad

Hey guys, I’m back after getting things together. Ready to rumble!

#gravity falls roleplay #gravity falls rp

steelgrey-angel

"I wonder why Grunkle Stan’s hand is wrapped up…."

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"Eh, some tourist broke one of my mugs the other day. Cut my hand cleaning it up."

#(not suspcious at all)

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IT’S ALL ABOUT MOVIES.

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Dipper sighed and hid behind Stan. The teenager huffed and blushed, staying well out of sight behind the old couch the elder pines was sitting on. "Just leave me here forever."

"Huh, Dippy? Where are, ya?"

Now, normally when Stan hears something he can’t see. He assumes that its either invisible or inanimate objects are talking again (not uncommon in gravity falls) but the thing is, not many supernatural entities have the distinct crackly voice of a young teenager.

steelgrey-angel

"Back here." Came the teens voice as he flicked away a dust bunny with a frown. "Ju-Just having a life crisis don’t mind me." The brunette grumbled. "Don’t ask you really don’t wanna know just erm…let me stay back here for the rest of eternity, that’d be great."

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"Oh. Well, while you’re back there do you see the remote? For the VHS. Mabel snuck up on me the other night. It flew back there, I think."

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“Here you go.” Dipper slowly slid it his Grunkle’s way before his hand snaked back. “Hey Grunkle Stan? Have you ever felt er…y’know town on something important? Like you wanna do this thing but erm…it might danger the people you care about? But you really really wanna find out whats going on?”

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"Kid do you wanna have this talk on the couch? It can't be comfy back there. Or clean." Kid's grimy enough as is, geez.

He's trying his best to look as undisarmed as possible by the his question. Convincing him to come out will give him a few seconds to collect his composure.

#ask-dipper-pines-stuff

✍

send me a ✍ and I will generate a number 1-200; 24

24. Why do you even have this?

He was staring down the Bottomless Pit now,gazing over Stan Pines’ trash Soos had to throw out.A coffee machine, two broken chairs, ten setsof batteries for the tv remote and a— a set ofantique barbies !

”Um— Mr. Pines—? Why did ya even have this?”

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"Oh geez, those things…I uhh-" Its not clear if he’s fumbling for an lieexplanation or if his mind is blanking on the history.

"Garage sale."

”Garage sale? Last time you bought something at a garage sale, the thing you bought was super cursed— and the time before that too.”

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Yeah, that's pretty much what happens.

"Cursed? Soos, you've been watching too many of those late night monster flicks."

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"It's been too long Stanford." Came a sinister voice lurking from the darkness behind the old man. With a low chuckle and eye opened up behind Stan. "How's it goin' Fez? You missed me? Admit it you missed me."

"Hardly, you damned monster. What do you want? I don’t got any time for screaming heads and baby’s teeth right now."

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"Yeah, sorry. Not happenin’."

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“Tsk, tsk Fez. You might wanna rethink that.” Bill chuckled darkly and opened his palm, causing a flame of blue to burst and swirl in his grasp. “I wouldn’t want to be the one to tell your precious rugrats that their uncle turned to ash.”

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"I'm not stupid. Bill. We both know you can't kill me that easily." He may be bluffing slightly.

#bill-yourworstnightmare-cipher

30yearslost replied to your post:030yearslost replied to your post:(what the hELL...

// THIS IS TRUE….. //

// THAT WAS SOME STRAIGHT UP DEPRAVITY FALLS BULLSHIT wtf stan //

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Dipper sighed and hid behind Stan. The teenager huffed and blushed, staying well out of sight behind the old couch the elder pines was sitting on. "Just leave me here forever."

"Huh, Dippy? Where are, ya?"

Now, normally when Stan hears something he can’t see. He assumes that its either invisible or inanimate objects are talking again (not uncommon in gravity falls) but the thing is, not many supernatural entities have the distinct crackly voice of a young teenager.

steelgrey-angel

"Back here." Came the teens voice as he flicked away a dust bunny with a frown. "Ju-Just having a life crisis don’t me." The brunette grumbled. "Don’t ask you really don’t wanna know just erm…let me stay back here for the rest of eternity, that’d be great."

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"Oh. Well, while you're back there do you see the remote? For the VHS. Mabel snuck up on me the other night. It flew back there, I think."

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"It's been too long Stanford." Came a sinister voice lurking from the darkness behind the old man. With a low chuckle and eye opened up behind Stan. "How's it goin' Fez? You missed me? Admit it you missed me."

"Hardly, you damned monster. What do you want? I don’t got any time for screaming heads and baby’s teeth right now."

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"…" The old man falls silent for a few moments. He rubs off his chest but holds his ground.

"What do you want, Bill?"

bill-yourworstnightmare-cipher

“There my good Fez! See you don’t think you got a weakness but it’s so obvious! Those little twerps of yours! Gee it’s so pathetic! Hahaha! What I want is simple. That book of yours and of the boys. Get me the books and all is fine.”

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"Yeah, sorry. Not happenin'."

#where the devil is that devil of mine #bill-yourworstnightmare-cipher

030yearslost replied to your post:(what the hELL stan)

// stan pines is a jackass i love him //

(THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEING A JACKASS AND HOLDING A HUMAN BEING CAPTIVE FOR PROFIT)

(what the hELL stan)

Dipper sighed and hid behind Stan. The teenager huffed and blushed, staying well out of sight behind the old couch the elder pines was sitting on. "Just leave me here forever."

"Huh, Dippy? Where are, ya?"

Now, normally when Stan hears something he can't see. He assumes that its either invisible or inanimate objects are talking again (not uncommon in gravity falls) but the thing is, not many supernatural entities have the distinct crackly voice of a young teenager.

#ask-dipper-pines-stuff

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"Grunkle Stan how do I get all the ladies like you?"

"Aw, look kid. When I was your age I was a nervous wreck, too. Everyone is. You’ll grow out of it."

steelgrey-angel

"You mean you were a little weirdo too?" Dipper chuckled weakly and shrugged. "I hope you’re right Grunkle Stan…it sucks being me sometimes."

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"Everyone is, kid. S’part of learning." He ruffles his hair awkwardly. "You’ll do fine."

steelgrey-angel

Dipper chuckled and whined playfully as his head was ruffled. “Thanks Grunkle Stan. You rock…sometimes.” He joked.

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"Pretending I didn't hear that." He winks.

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aside from bipper’s get up, i just realized how similar stan’s mr. mystery outfit is to rev henry powell’s fUCK

thats pretty damn ominous

#reblogging myself

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"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. I, uh- Why wouldn’t I be?"

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"Tired? Kid, do you know how many fireworks I could smuggle in those bags under your eyes? A lot."

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"Gee thanks Grunkle Stan," he deadpanned with a roll of his eyes. "That makes everything better, thanks for that."

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He shrugs. Its the truth.

"So, you gonna tell me whats up? Or am I gonna have to wait till you pass out in your breakfast again?"

#d-i-p-p-e-r #they abide #thats gonna be my pines twins tag till i think of something better

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