#mod troye

aries- “you aren’t a culinary major. get the fuck outta our kitchen and go cut some hair.”

taurus- (said by the teacher) “distance kills electronegativity. it also kills relationships- i know from experience.”

gemini- “shrimp’s safe internal cooking temperature is 165 because it’s ground meat.” “no it’s not??” “it walks on the sea floor??? it’s GROUND!”

cancer- “this smells like the soap at the crisis center.”

leo- “calculus was invented before your ti-84 plus silver edition.”

virgo- “whole outfit $120.” “...including the shoes?”

libra- “check your tiddies, make sure you don’t have a cheese-it in there.”

scorpio- “you have a hickey on your neck.” “actually... i have two.”

sagittarius- “speak now or forever hold your gpa.”

capricorn- “people who don’t like eggs are COWARDS.”

aquarius- “[he was] like... 6’8” and had anime legs.”

aries- air catcher || you've stolen my air catcher that kept me safe and sound || i was doing fine on my own and there wasn't much i lacked 

 taurus- isle of flightless birds || now, is the climax to the story that gives the demons and angels purpose || we're lining our homes against winding roads and we think the going is tough

 gemini- the pantaloon || you have learned, way too soon, you should never trust the pantaloon

cancer - friend, please || i feel for you, but friend when did you think you were alone?

leo- oh, ms. believer || your shaking shoulders prove that it’s colder inside your head || the winter of dead

virgo - a car, a torch, a death || you reached in the back and buckled up your heart, for me to drive away with || and when i looked inside, i saw it held your heart, for me to walk away with

libra- johnny boy || he never really told a lie, but this time he decides that it’s alright 

scorpio- trapdoor || nobody knows his real name || as you watch him fall through a blatant trapdoor

sagittarius- fall away || i’ll keep the lights on in this place || but i don’t want your way, i want mine

capricorn- implicit demand for proof || i know you’re not a liar and i know you could set fire this day 

aquarius- taxi cab || either way, you’re by my side until my dying days || or am i dreaming dead?