#mod crutchie

Give those kids and me,

The brand new century,

And watch what happens!

A Katherine Plumber moodboard to hopefully revive this blog!

ur a new noosie but there is a secret,,,u r a Gurl!one day u r raeding the papes,. u r a Dumb Goil so u need help readjng. then u see Him, smack jelly, the most smexiest newesie of them all

eh looks ovre at u and smirks sexily. u frel so weak brcshse he is a hot boy an u r a goil. u have been careful 2 hide ur tiddies and ur hair though so no 1 will kno ur seecret. (it is not that hard because all the transtrender people do it adn no one ever thinks 2wice abiut it ! all they have 2do is cut hair and hide boobies and people will always think they r male!) he walks over to u

“need’ help’ readin’ da’ pape’?” he asks. his voice is smexy smooth like buttah(AaYTHORS NOTE crutchie is so smol and adorable XD what a cute baby!) . u blush and node, worldess,. he is so hot! he grirsn at y.

“yes please” u mumble lowly in a deepmanly voice so he doesnt kno ur a girl. u r a little sad that u have to hide because jakc smelly woild never lvoe u if u were a boy bc gay people dont exist yet (ATUTHORS NOT 2 macoklemore invented gay peopel!) rack smiles at u n takes da pape from u “here’s da’ headline. beustiful goil hides herself but kack jelly would lvoe to take her out on a date.” “jack how did u know!” u gasp and he smirk smugly . “babee i cokel smeell ur nussy(UATHORS NOT 3 that means newsie pussy!) from a mile away.” u SWOON and he turns to da other neesies.

“fellas im takin’ da’ day off. sum1 take care o’ crutchie csuse he cant fend for ‘imself.” there r wolf whistles becuz all da noodies know what a day off means for jwck. he luks at u once more and smacks ur ass . “cmon goilie lets go have sum fun”