Newsies as quotes from The Office
Jack: I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.
Spot: [quietly] I’ll kill you.
Davey: Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.
Race: I am Beyoncé always.
Crutchie: I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow.
Katherine: I have very little patience for stupidity.
Sarah: I do not apologize unless I think I’m wrong, and if you don’t like it, you can leave.
Elmer: I’m not superstitious…but I am a little stitious.
Albert: Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour.
Mush: I’ll be honest, it doesn’t hurt to be really good-looking.
Blink: I stopped caring a long time ago.
Romeo: The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.
Specs (when he’s collecting dirt on his friends): If there’s one thing that I have learned through the whole experience, it’s that if you film anybody long enough, they’re going to do something stupid.
Finch: Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.
JoJo: And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.
Henry: I don’t care what they say about me. I just want to eat.
Buttons: It takes an advanced sense of humor. I don’t expect everybody to understand.
Smalls: I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
Les: I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.
Mike: Oh, it is on like a prawn that yawns at dawn.
Ike: There is no way of knowing what’s going on in a tiger’s head. We just don’t have the technology.
