#mod commentary

Dear Bruce,

Hm?

Oh, you're cute, but you're not Bruce Springsteen. The name "Wendy" was a generic name the real Mr. Springsteen came up with while staring at a Peter Pan poster on the wall. You can read about it. Nice try.

Dear Followers,

*runs*

Dear Anonymous,

Sorry, but what do you mean by Head Patts?

(Puffyjiggles)

Dear Moderators,

If I see another letter like this in my mail, we are going to have words. You do not want that.

Dear Anonymous,

Why is Simon holding me like that in that picture?

I know you're into your ships and all, but this is a bit much, don't cha think?

Dear Mermaid Man,

I don't know what you're talking about.

Dear Curious,

Kala. Nani isn't who'd I call a mother. She was an older sister trying to fill in the role of a parent.

Don't get me wrong, I love Nani, but mother? Not who'd I pick for the best Disney mother award.

My favorite Disney Mother would be Dutchess from Aristocats. Unless, we're counting movies from other Disney properties, then Mrs. Brisby from the Secret of Nimn.

Dear Anonymous,

Then, I would know it was a nightmare.