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when you find yourself with two yappers instead of one

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hear me out real quick, og!sqh and bingge? Shang qinghua has a traitors nose and can sniff out power a mile away. If he clings to the future Junshang, he won’t need to fear what Mobei does to him once his betrayal is revealed! And Luo Bingge admires his tenacity to live-it reminds him of his younger self a bit. He’s so powerful he has nothing to fear from Shang Qinghua’s betrayal, so he sees him as totally harmless, and an irreplaceable tool for getting the northern demons under his control. If he ever finds out Mobei loves qinghua? Oh it’s so over, he can have that man on a tight leash from just the idea of being allowed in the cuck chair. He may have endless wives, but what he needs at his side is someone as cunning and tricky as he himself is, someone who he knows will will be forever magnetized to his power. Shang Qinghua is truly empress material for bingge <3
more of my mobingshang agenda lolol
but oki to keep from complicating matters, this is an au where shen yuan never transmigrates. so he's off living his happy cucumber life and buying his binghe merch while cursing that hack of an author.
MEANWHILE that hack of an author got grand-slammed into the story he wrote, as per canon, and he is Trying His Fucking Best To Survive Okay. And he thinks he's doing an okay job of it too! He avoided interacting too much with the protagonist during his disciple days, but when they did run into each other he made an effort to make a good impression on his future emperor.
things were going Just Fine until the day that binghe accidentally found out there was a demon sleeping on an ding peak using his dream demon powers. w/o shen yuan to distract him, he's already been gathering intel on all the peaks AND BOY IS THAT SOME INTEL. but now binghe is big curious about this demon. is the demon like him? someone who joined the sect without knowing what they were? or were they a demon spy? what were they doing on an ding of all places?
so binghe decides to take a good long peek into this demons dreams, just to get a feel for what sort of person he is and theres mobei jun in all his booby glory, the sexiest man binghe has ever seen in his entire fucking life.... who is dreaming about napping? literally. thats the dream. mobei jun is taking a cat nap in the snow by a tree with a satisfied expression on his face. clearly the demon likes the cold.
it's a really stupid a simple dream but its just... cute? binghe is kinda dying over how cute it is. how much does this guy like napping? but also this tells binghe next to nothing about the identity of the strange an ding demon so he really should prod the dream to gather intel. but he kinda cant bring himself to? and he winds up letting mobei just dream bc he's so cute, determining that he can prod the dream next time
binghe watches a few of mobei's dreams that way. sometimes mobei is fighting in his dreams, sometimes he's napping or reading, and sometimes peak lord shang appears in the dreams, just kinda scrambling away in that undignified way that he does. which isnt actually surprising, mobei is on an ding so of course the people around him might appear in his dreams and the peak lord is the person who sticks out the most. binghe has certainly had more than one terrible dream involving shen qingqiu. at least peak lord shang seems to just be an inept peak lord and not a cruel one, binghe can respect that
binghe's irl investigations of an ding arent proving very fruitful tho. he cant find a disciple with mobei's appearance anywhere on an ding and he is LOOKING, but perhaps he has some sort of appearance distorting magic? he does have some undeniably demonic features so that would make sense
anyway, binghe doesn't end up interfering in the dream until he winds up in a nasty one from mobei's childhood and he is PISSED bc he now has a fair idea how this guy wound up stuck in the human world, but also who could dare be cruel to baby mobei?! he's literally the cutest thing on the planet!
so binghe shows up in the memory dream and scoops up child mobei, carrying him away from the danger and transforming the dream around them to be something pleasant that mobei would like. snow and creatures and books and hoenstly binghe is getting the best kind of power trip from watching mobei's face just light up as he's saved from his terrible dream
and okay, binghe is very invested now. what's the harm in just... showing up in mobei's dreams? ya know, just on and off. he's another face in the sect. it's easily explained away as "oh a random shidi appears in my dreams lol dreams are so weird" and binghe takes to interacting with mobei in the dreams. just small things. sitting next to him while he naps or asking about what he's reading or helping him in fights and it's just Really Nice to be with him
mobei doesnt talk much and he's either terminally awkward or super shy, or maybe both, but binghe gets really happy over every time he's able to get mobei to talk to him
except
except the most fucking common topic is shang fucking qinghua.
look, binghe has nothing against the an ding peak lord. he really doesnt. qinghua's been nothing but a good shishu to him. but it's just... really annoying to him somehow that he spends so much time and effort to get mobei to open his mouth to talk about what he's reading and what comes out of his mouth is something inane like "qinghua's writing is better" and what's with that? 'qinghua'? not shizun? not shifu? not even shixiong or shidi? QINGHUA?
WHAT IS THEIR RELATIONSHIP AND CAN QINGHUA PLEASE JUST DIE THANKYOU
binghe isnt quite blackened yet so he's still feeling a lil ashamed over being so possessive and cruel in his thoughts but fr, if he has to hear another "the pelt will be for qinghua" after they hunt a beast together in the dream world, binghe might actually do something very unfilial to his dear shishu
hedging, binghe decides to prod the dreams so that he can understand the relationship between mobei and qinghua better. directing it to a random dream about their past together. he's expecting something about maybe them being disciples of the same generation but what he is NOT expecting is to find himself in a cramped inn where qinghua was circling mobei like a fucking octopus and nearly licking him where a younger (and INJURED) mobei is looking quite flustered and unsure what to do before shoving qinghua off the bed
and what exactly the fuck was that? binghe needs CONTEXT. but the dream ended before he got more because mobei woke up and oki, now binghe is going to investigate the fuck out of his damn shishu. HOW DARE HE HUG MOBEI LIKE THAT BEFORE BINGHE GOT AN OPPORTUNITY TO HOLD MOBEI LIKE THAT, HE IS DROWNING IN VINEGAR RN THANKYOU
and now qinghua is freaked the fuck out bc his protag son is Paying Attention To Him. making an effort to make conversation and make excuses to run errands to an ding and Yep, that Cannot bode well actually. it doesnt help that his king has been acting a bit strange lately as well.
not necessarily angry or mean. just kinda... distracted. like his attention is elsewhere. and ya know what? qinghua kinda resents it oki. bc even tho his king is mean and grumpy and a spoiled tyrant and a total jerk, his king usually pays more attention to him? and this split focus is stressing qinghua out a lot. so he's doubling his efforts to please his king while trying to dodge the protagonist and His Life Is Stress
and then the immortal alliance happens and qinghua thinks its mostly gonna go as planned, except NOT bc mobei jun shows up in person and looks noticeably shocked when he meets binghe. and binghe looks shocked too?? and the system is freaking out and shen qingqiu shows up to be scummy so things SHOULD be back on track except--
except mobei jumps into the abyss after binghe?! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING EXACTLY AND WHEN EXACTLY DID IT HAPPEN AND FUCK QINGHUA DOESNT KNOW WHY HE JUMPED IN AFTER THEM BOTH, HE REALLY HAS NO FUCKING EXPLANATION, ITS THE STUPIDEST THING HE'S EVER DONE
cue abyss arc but it's qinghua and binghe passive aggressively fighting each other for mobei's attention all through the abyss 🤣 just the cattiest of fights between them that also results in Tension between them bc theres also attraction there pfff but they're both too fixated on how badly they want mobei to really pay attention to that
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smth smth am i allowed to ot3 moshangbing? specifically with mobei jun in the middle? is that allowed? look all im saying is the idea of airplane and his protagonist son fighting tooth and nail over the ice prince sounds really sexy to me. they can fuck about it too and then fuck mobei jun about it and then get fucked by mobei jun about it
look, i know im deranged, but its mobei's fault for having such fine titties. of course junshang would lust after those tits, WHO WOULDNT?!

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i now know that mobinghua has an actual ship name i need to find and tag my posts about it LOL but thats effort so imma just make a new post about it
modern au where mobing are mutually pining roommates and airplane moves in next door. and what does a mutually pining couple need more than a cute new neighbor that they're both crushing on?
qinghua crushes on mobei early on, BECAUSE OF THAT RACK CMON YA'LL, and binghe clocks it because that boy is made of vinegar. so even tho he's crushing on qinghua, he also sort of wants to throw qinghua out of a window so that the little gremlin stays the fuck away from HIS mobei. which results in delightfully sexually charged competitive hate-flirting between bingplane
binghe can't help but enjoy how vicious and funny qinghua is, not to mention shameless. he's just someone binghe can be really comfortable around despite knowing for such a short amount of time. BUT ALSO qinghua keeps trying to flirt with mobei and binghe has killed for less. qinghua meanwhile clocks that binghe is his competition for mobei, knows that he doesnt stand a chance against this drop dead gorgeous man, but decides to shoot his shot anyway. partially because he is just that shameless, partially because it might actually help mobing to finally confess, partially because this is all FANTASTIC fodder for his novel, and partially because binghe's flustered face is really fucking addicting.
mobei is blind to both binghe and qinghua's attention, he's been trying to get binghe's attention for YEARS via his own extremely awkward and incomprehensible methods of flirting. He's also tsundere as fuck and binghe is CRAZY popular with both the lads and ladies, so he's just sort of given up that this might be the best he's ever going to get. but he is full of longing. and then qinghua moves in next door and he's a lot like binghe, but also cute and unique in new ways, and mobei is conflicted bc qinghua is definitely tugging at his heart but he still loves binghe and he hasnt worked out the magic of poly yet so he's just "but how can i be in love with both?"
mobing are childhood friends and they didnt get along initially, but then they forged a friendship based on protecting one another at their weakest. they've always kinda had a "boss and lackey" relationship, which was really funny when they were younger, mobei was like 10 and binghe was like 6 and there was this tiny 6 year old bossing around a 10 year old and mobei just let him and it was Very Cute and i should prolly make a separate post later about my cute childhood friends mobing hcs
this post makes no sense LOL im just excited about them and shooting the shit pfff
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