that tumblr famous mickey au tho.... I can imagine him having a reputation for being impossible to please on his blog cuz every time he gets these confident af sexual anons he just casually brushes them off with this attitude like "none of you can handle me/please me/make me scream" and it drives ian crazy imagining what he would have to do to really get mickey going. he comes up with all these scenarios in his head, promising himself that if he ever does get his chance with mickey, he's gonna bring his A game in every way possible. the pressure is on. then when the time finally comes, he finds out mickey is the easiest slut ever when it comes to ian. ian barely has to try and mickey is absolute putty in his hands, begging for it like a whore. that's when ian realizes mickeys online persona is just for show - or is it just that the only thing needed to please the impossible mickey milkovich is one big dicked ginger in particular?
mickey being all cocky on the internet, teasing these strangers, telling everyone that he’s hard to please and that he probably wouldn’t even get hard if any of them show up is just 🥵🥵🥵
the truth is though, mickey isn’t hard to please, he just has high standards and he’s not gonna fuck around with someone who can’t give it to him the way he wants. so he answers all these anons, talking all about how they’ll never be able to handle him, when he knows that the gangly redhead in the next room definitely could (their walls are thin. he’s heard the noises the guys ian brings home makes. mickey’s surprised none of them haven’t died from how well ian works them.)
and ian just reads all of them like holy fuck, what if i can’t please mickey? and he kind of gets in his head about it. but then again, this is ian “you ever made someone cry” gallagher, and he quickly gets over his fear in favour of fantasising about mickey, bent over and begging for his dick.
when mickey invites him inside, he’s feeling the pressure, but when he grabs mickey by the waist and tosses him to the bed, mickey lets out this tiny whimper and ian just about loses it. mickey is desperate for it, writhing under ian’s hands, quietly pleading for it, and ian has to clench his teeth and hide his face in mickey’s neck multiple times to stop from coming on the spot.