#missing limb

One-footed Galah

Perth, Western Australia (2024)

Festus and Apsis knew they worked for one of the good supervisors. They were still nervous about telling her that they were rogue, but she took the news well. Mostly relived that they could now speak their minds without getting hurt, and if someone got separated from the group they wouldn't be killed by the distance limit. This came in really handy when Festus got caught in a cave in, lost and arm, and had to walk out the cave system by a different exit, while Apsis took Tanisha out the other exit to get medical care. Halfway through getting its arm regenerated, Festus had a panic attack, and came bolting out of the cubicle, much to the alarm of pretty much everyone. The training had said nothing aobut how to handle it wen your injured and unclothed rogue construct is having a panic attack. But Tanisha remembered what her mom used to do when she had nightmares, and figured this was close enough. It was. Tanisha is mine, Apsis belongs to Hyasynth and Festus belongs to @a-dux

It's probably gonna be one of the only pieces with a have a background that I will make for this challenge. It was fun

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Nin 1: That was some fight, huh?

Nin 2: I guess. Shit that we lost everyone though.

Nin 1: Yeah but we were able to take out some Akatsuki members, from what it looks like. That counts for something.

Nin 2: Yeah I guess; I —

*voices are heard approaching; the two nin hide behind some trees*

Deidara, walking around with Tobi: Oi, Hidan?! Where the fuck are you?!

Hidan’s Head: Over here, asshole! Get me out of this damn tree!

Tobi: *gingerly takes Hidan’s head out of a branch* Hidan-Senpai, you got really messed up. Your body is all over the place!

Hidan: Blame Deidara! Blame Mr.-I-Think-Exploding-Myself-Is-The-Answer-To-Fucking-Everything!

Deidara: We won, didn’t we? How about you thank me instead of complaining? And anyway it’s your fault, hm; I told you not to stand too close to me!

Tobi: *picks up one of Hidan’s arms and shoves it into the hole in his chest* Ha ha, look! Hidan’s punching a hole right through Tobi!

Hidan: Stop that, you creepy weirdo! And Deidara hurry and find the rest of me before some animal runs off with my dick or something!

Deidara: Yeah, yeah; give me a break, I can only move so fast, hm. I’m missing my left arm!

Hidan: Aww poor fuckin’ you! Guess you can’t jerk off anymore eh?

Deidara: Shut up! Before I take that ugly head of yours and throw it in a garbage can!

Kakuzu, walking up with Sasori: Enough!

Sasori, to Deidara: Found your arm, brat. I’m disappointed; I JUST told you this morning to take it easy! I —

Tobi: *walks up behind Sasori, pulls off his head, and puts Hidan’s head on Sasori’s body* Look! Tobi made a new puppet!

Sasori’s head: For God’s sake, get his bloody mess off of my beautiful body! I just polished myself this morning!

Hidan: Get me offa here before blondie tries to fuck me or something!

Kakuzu, walking around picking up Hidan’s body parts: Stop messing around and help me; Zetsu’s coming and he’s been going on about how hungry he is! If he sees all this free meat on the ground Hidan’s never getting put back together!

Deidara, putting Sasori’s head back with his remaining arm: Just let him eat Hidan’s brain, hm. It’s not like he uses it …

Hidan: Oh just wait until I’m back together, kid. I’m beating your ass!

Deidara: Oh yeah?! Well —

*everyone continues to argue and yell while collecting scattered body parts*