THE GREEN HUNTER: A JEREMY RENNER VEHICLE ***PLEEEEAAASE**
Ahem. I would be most grateful. Keep your bow by your stethocope etc.
asfglkdfjh yeah fair enough. if i ever finish the green hunter fic it'll be out of sheer willpower because it is blatant and unrepentant crack but ill admit the little bit i've written DOES make me laugh. the thing is that i don't even really remember what the premise was. if there even was one. i think it was just supposed to be a crackfic about how jeremy renner got involved in it and wound up at the Bloom but it's so ridiculous here here's a snippet
“Some book about an archer who’s lost in the woods, I don’t know,” Bonnie says. “Look, I hadn’t heard of it either, but it’s a smash hit. Must have been an overnight success because it only just came out, but the point is, you have a chance to get in on the ground floor here. Clearly this Airry Pearry must have had you in mind when he wrote it.” “Yeah, that doesn’t automatically mean I should do it,” Jeremy says, pinching his nose. “Okay, what do we know about this Pearry guy? I mean, is he a weirdo?” “He’s actually really mysterious,” Bonnie says. “Not even a photo at the back of the book. The biography section just says ‘Pearry enjoys long walks on the beach.’”















