#minimoment

every other fazbear frights story was like This is dink he's in middle school. hes not the cool kid, he's the other kid. he has friends or a sibling he does or doesn't like. one day dink saw a freddy fazbear and he said "umm lame". that night, dink went to get water at night and freddy fazbear was at his fridge. "i know what you said" the fazbear said to dink telepathically and then he shoved dink into the freezer. dink suffocated to death in the freezer while having a nightmare about eleanor meanwhile the freddy fazbear took his place in his life and no one noticed the end

probably one of my favorites of my own fnaf headcanons is that Michael Afton's middle name is William. its perfectly plausible as well as incredibly fucked up for him

i know the mike in "you're the band" probably wasn't michael afton but i love imagining that it was. fazbear frights story where michael shows up halfway through to be like "hey it seems to me that you're having a freddy fazbear's related problem and i might be able to help you with that. don't ask why i'm here or how i know any of this thanks" and then he saves the day. this should've been how every fazfrights story went

its really funny seeing michael be bad at being the scary guy knowing that freddy carter is perfectly capable of being good at being the scary guy