#minemi

Akihisa: Look, I know this is a long-shot, but I've still gotta try. If I win, we can't exchange equipment or anything, but they'll grant us one small request.

Hideyoshii: You DO know you're fighting the number one student?

Minemi: Do you think you can win?!

Himeji: You don't have to do this, it's not worth it!

Akihisa: Don't worry! No matter what, nothing bad'll happen.

Yuji: You sure 'bout that? We can't afford to lose any of the crap equipment we've got left.

Akihisa: I'm sure! Besides, Class A would just get a small request.

(Shouko busts into the room)

Shouko: If I win, it allows me to get my marriage certification form back.

Yuji: It was never yours to begin with, woman!

(Yuji grabs Akihisa)

Yuji: You giant, lying jerk! Didn't you say nothing bad was gonna happen?! This is very, VERY bad! Real bad!

Akihisa: It's not that big of a deal!

Shouko: We'll go on our honeymoon as soon as the war is over.

Yuji: No way, freak!

Shouko: Yuji, how many children do you want?

(Yuji picks Akihisa up by the collar)

Yuji: If you don't win, I swear I'll kill you and make it as painful as possible! (points to Shouko) And as for you, Shouko, you better take it easy on him!

Shouko: Why would I do something like that? After all, he told me not to hold back.

Yuji: DAMMIT! MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY OVER! OVER!!!!