#minden rtte

It’s finally done! The final chapter is up! 

Summary:

EPILOGUE

I’m still trying to find a decent fake Twitter profile maker (I tried socialdummy but it’s for iPhone only :( ) so here, have some fun headcanons!

Astrid Hofferson @/axestridhoff

What started out as a normal Twitter account is now very much a Cryptid Boyfriend Updates account. Astrid’s not big on social media but her friends and followers find her updates about Hiccup hilarious. Occasionally posts selfies, sometimes with Snapchat filters. Also occasionally roasts Snotlout.

SNOTLOUT SNOTLOUT OI OI OI @/bisexualsnotman

literal king of taking down guys with a compulsive need to be the smartest person in the room. no one’s sure if it’s all an elaborate hoax to frustrate these people or if he’s genuinely that stupid. has been called ‘The Himbo King of Twitter’. his selfies range from artful to covered in horrendously sparkly stickers. this is actually him with Ruffnut

Ruff @/right-nut

she’s been blocked by several influencers and politicians. her Twitter is an obscure comp of memes, selfies, weed jokes, pictures of modern art she did herself, Phoebe Buffay-esque hairstyles, weird facepaint projects, and posts calling out Snotlout and Tuffnut

Tuff @/left-nut

in a running competition with Ruffnut to see who can be blocked by more people. he uses Twitter like it’s Tumblr and will post callouts, links to his musical theatre soundcloud, philosophical quotes that are ever so slightly off, wild conspiracy theories, genuinely good takes, and stuff that is either excellent shitposting or just a lot of stupidity (no one’s really sure which) all in rapidfire succession. every time he actually posts a selfie he’s holding a chicken in front of his face

Fishlegs Ingerman @/TheIronGronkle

animal facts, science facts, theories about cryptids, gardening tips, basically that guy you can @ with a question about literally anything and he’ll have an answer or know someone who does. also links to his soundcloud where he posts panpipes on sick beats.

Heather @/unhingedprincess

is there anything this girl can’t do. she posts DIY fashion. amazing stage-makeup tutorials. soundcloud links bc she’s a bloody amazing vocalist. but there are also a worrying amount of jokes about her own mental health state. is she ok

AngelAtali @/mswingmaiden

queer jokes galore. she’s a punk lesbian icon. lots of DIY punk tutorials and creative ways of telling assholes to get fucked. her profile is literally just “yes i am the aussie lesbian who got arrested for punching a transphobe in the face” and a link to the video

Mindy @/MissMinden

honestly tweets like a superwholock fangirl on circa 2012 tumblr. actually she’s probably into superwholock but via instagram. posts myspace-worthy edits of benjamin cumberbund at least once a day. but she’s a genuinely good, nice person if a bit reckless so you can’t really fault her for it

Hiccup doesn’t actually have Twitter. poor boy doesn’t need more reasons to deprive himself of sleep. but he’s content to be Astrid’s cryptid boyfriend.