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Have you ever been bitter in your life? Saying “walang forever” or “magbebreak rin kayo sa 23.” Now people think you are too bitter and your favorite drink is coffee. Does your heart hurts and watery fluids come out from your eyes whenever you see your ex?  Based on the way you behave you are showing the symptoms of someone having a heart disease called CARDIOTWINTITRI or C23. This is common among people who have experienced awful rejections and depressing heartbreaks. Dra. Ilongga prescribes you one of her very own happy pills. The Antibitteric and Foreveriosis.

 Antibitteric is a happy pill that reduces the pain you feel in your heart whenever you see couples especially your ex with his/her new. Foreveriosis is a new happy pill made for your eyes. It provides a filter in your eyes so that whenever you see couples that are publicly displaying their affection, they would be edited out from your vision, and prevents your eyes from producing watery liquids when you see your ex.

 Antibitteric and Foreveriosis contains:

1.       Sugar, spice and everything nice

2.       Sweetness

3.       Someone that is single.

Side effects:

1.       No painful heartaches

2.       It can show other people a better version of yourself

3.       You can be ready to mingle again.

4.       You can be free and happy

 “Pabay-I na ng ex mo nga wala pulos, kag pag iskwela nalang dira.”