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Well folks, while the content may be dry we certainly aren’t here at the Rooster Teeth Championship! (Mostly because we are still drenched in blood from the last matches) Besides, we’re not going to let Mortal Kombat take all the glory of beating the crap out of each other!  So enough chit chat! It’s time for some bare knuckle to face fighting!!!!!

 Junior: *Walks in hefting rocket launcher* O’Malley: Put that away before you get hurt boy. Junior: You do know “Junior” is just a nickname, right? O’Malley: *Hefts his own rocket launcher* And you know that I’ve been using one of these since before you were born? ---------------------------------------------

Neo: *Walks in changing colors* Roman: I saw you in that last season. Neo: *Silently beams in delight* Roman: *Points gun cane and cap pops off* How many times did I tell you not to trust that red witch?!?! ---------------------------------------------

Nemesis: *Nano tech cloud comes together and forms body* Salem: Look at you; clinging to life in hope for what was lost. Nemesis: He-he-hello pot, I’m kettle. Salem: *grim arms start sprouting from her back* If you had a tongue, I would have removed it by now. ---------------------------------------------

Rufus: *Walks in handing Caliban data pad* Dr. Grey: Cranial manipulation is a hobby of mine; you simply must show me your notes! Rufus: I’m not about to share highly classified material with a mad doctor. Dr. Grey: *Evil glint in helmet* That’s alright; information extraction is another hobby of mine as well! ---------------------------------------------

Ruby: *Twirls in with rose petals* Yang: Feels like forever since we spared. Ruby: I’ll give you a break and only use one arm. Yang: *Hair glows bright* You’re lucky you’re my sister. ---------------------------------------------

Weiss: *Falls in from roof and lands on glyphs* Don: “A” for entrance, but your attire is a “C-“ at best. Weiss: Says the man who dresses like a discount pincushion. Don: *Draws sword* I’ll turn you into a pincushion!!!! ---------------------------------------------

Valentina: *Removes stealth cloak* Griff: So are you a woman or a dude? Valentina: Does it really matter? Griff: *Hefts rocket launcher* Ah, have you seen the internet lately??? ---------------------------------------------

Julian: *Hologram appear* Ozpin: *Chuckles to himself* Julian: What’s so funny? Ozpin: *Extends cane* Two souls now but shadows of themselves fighting each other; the universe has a twisted sense of humor. ---------------------------------------------

Meta *Bursts through wall* Santa: Warning, you do not have access to this facility. Sigma: *Hologram appears* Interesting; I can’t wait till you are part of us. Santa: *Hologram glows brighter* Your failure has just been assured. ---------------------------------------------

Nomad: *Slowly walks in with wind blowing poncho* Felix: I hear you’re a straw man made with magic. Nomad: *Nods* Felix: *Draws knife* Let’s cut you open and see if you have a brain. ---------------------------------------------

Cammie: *Walks in and picks up nugget* Sarge:  Young girls shouldn’t bring pets to the battlefield. Cammie: And the elderly shouldn’t wander off from the retirement homes. Sarge: *Cocks shotgun* Hold on a moment while I see if this is a stand your ground state. ---------------------------------------------

Sun: *Swings in on tail* Caboose: Excuse me monkey man, but I will need to borrow your hand for a while. Sun: Ah…….why? Caboose: *Pulls out Freckles* I need to make a wish to see my best friend again. ---------------------------------------------

Sheila: *Rolls on to field* Miguel: Sounds like someone needs a new oil job. Shelia: The blood of my enemies I used to grease my treads has dried up; how fortunate you are here. Miguel: *Hefts wrench* It’s not even 9 and I already want this day to be over. ---------------------------------------------

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