#midwest hell

I just want to offer the harringrove fandom my services as a beta reader who just checks for period and regional appropriate vocabulary. I will turn all your sodas into pops, jumpers into sweaters, joggers into jogging pants, make sure you understand why anyone older than a teenager is going to call Woolworths the "5 and 10" (because there should totally be one at the mall), remove references to cell phones, turn bodywash into Dial's soap, and insist that Steve Harrington would be wearing Reeboks or BK's because he is too damn preppy for Converse.

God, this crabby little town is so stuffed up that the someone called the police on Matt for walking home carrying the top of a street sign. He WORKS FOR THE CITY. The sign was in the scrap yard and given to him. But, brown guys minding their own business are terrifying to these people.

tornadoes have been touching down pretty close and it's been flash flooding to top off an already terrible day~