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Pyrrha: I... suppose I can give it a shot.

Jaune: Flesh Tearers.

Pyrrha: Evil!

Jaune: Nope. They're actually Sons of Sanguinius and some of the most noble of all.

Jaune: Emperor's Children.

Pyrrha: Um... Good?

Jaune: Nope. They'll shout, "For the Emperor," but they're actually some of the worst degenerates in the franchise.

Jaune: (Shows picture of Black Dragons)

Pyrrha: Uh, Chaos?

Jaune: Nope. These are Black Dragons, and even though their mutation causes horns and venomous fangs, they're actually loyalists.

Jaune: Marine Malevolent.

Pyrrha: Are- Are they Chaos?

Jaune: Not really. I mean, they do some really messed up stuff, but they're still loyal to the Emperor.

Jaune: Actually, the same could be said for the Blood Angels, though that's really only if they're wearing all black.

Jaune: Oh, and it's best to try not to confuse the Iron Hands, Iron Warriors, Iron Champions, or the Iron Crusaders.

Pyrrha: ...

Jaune: Okay, I can see your brain is getting fried, so one last one. Alpha Legion.

Pyrrha: Oh, I know this one! They're about 50/50 on most days, except for cloudy days when it rains in the morning, which is when they're Loyalists, but only if it's on a Tuesday, because Traitors Tuesday.

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