Jaune: So, the Astartes are the saviors of humanity, but about half of them are actually trying to destroy it. Think you can figure out which is which?
Pyrrha: I... suppose I can give it a shot.
Jaune: Flesh Tearers.
Pyrrha: Evil!
Jaune: Nope. They're actually Sons of Sanguinius and some of the most noble of all.
Jaune: Emperor's Children.
Pyrrha: Um... Good?
Jaune: Nope. They'll shout, "For the Emperor," but they're actually some of the worst degenerates in the franchise.
Jaune: (Shows picture of Black Dragons)
Pyrrha: Uh, Chaos?
Jaune: Nope. These are Black Dragons, and even though their mutation causes horns and venomous fangs, they're actually loyalists.
Jaune: Marine Malevolent.
Pyrrha: Are- Are they Chaos?
Jaune: Not really. I mean, they do some really messed up stuff, but they're still loyal to the Emperor.
Jaune: Actually, the same could be said for the Blood Angels, though that's really only if they're wearing all black.
Jaune: Oh, and it's best to try not to confuse the Iron Hands, Iron Warriors, Iron Champions, or the Iron Crusaders.
Pyrrha: ...
Jaune: Okay, I can see your brain is getting fried, so one last one. Alpha Legion.
Pyrrha: Oh, I know this one! They're about 50/50 on most days, except for cloudy days when it rains in the morning, which is when they're Loyalists, but only if it's on a Tuesday, because Traitors Tuesday.
Jaune: That's... actually correct.
