Jack [to Adam]: Everyday, you teach me something new like History, Math, and English. Just today, you taught me to not eat things that smell good because it might just be a candle.
Adam: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sam: Wasn't Dean with you?
Dean: In my defense, I was left unsupervised, too.
Fan: What's the hardest thing for you to say?
Gabe: Worcestershire sauce.
Gabe: Don't you ever say anything encouraging?!
Raph: I encourage you not to die.
Chuck, holding Gabe hostage: Give me $10,000 and I'll give him back!
Gabe, offended: You think I'm only worth $10,000?!
Gabe: Give me that! (Steals his megaphone)
Gabe, screaming into it: MAKE IT ONE BILLION DOLLARS!
Adam, outside: Gabe, shut the fuck up!
Adam: Sam and Dean always say that Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth...
Adam: apparently, neither of them have ever been held in Micheal's arms.
Dean: Of course we've never been in his arms! He's terrifying!
Sam: I accidentally brushed against him once, and he pulled out a switchblade.
Balthazar: What does "bae" even stand for?
Balthazar's cult members, instantly: Balthazar above everything.
Mike: So, Adam has strong opinions on everything. Go ahead, ask him anything.
Gabe: Okay. Adam, how do you feel about frogs?
Adam: Love 'em. If you hate them, you can fuck off. They're sticky little babies: they don't know shit.
Adam: Y'all think lava would taste spicy?
Mike: Adam, please don't eat lava.
Gabe: Adam, do whatever you want.
Raph: Actually, since it's made of molten rock, it'd probably taste very bland and dusty.
Adam: Thank you so fucking much, Ralph. You understand me like no one else.
Mike: Bold of you to assume I'd ever let you die.