#merrick cod

I couldn't decide if I wanted funny or feral… so I went with both!

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♡ Keegan P. Russ

He’s trying to be normal. He’s TRYING. But you walk in and the man short circuits.

Blank stare. Slow blink. Drops whatever is in his hands. Phone? Gone. His soul? Left his body.

“…What the fuck… you tryin’ to kill me?”

Tries to act cool. Fails. His foot catches on the damn bedframe trying to get to you.

Bonus: Because he’s a panties-in-the-pocket kinda guy. You’ll catch him sneaking them later like a crow hoarding shiny things.

♡ Alex “Ajax” Johnson

“Oh, hell YEAH!” Full-blown party mode. He’s clapping like a seal and gassing you up, “Look at you! Fuck a snack! You're looking like a whole damn buffet!”

Trips over his own shoes trying to tackle-hug you. Probably flexes his biceps for no reason at all.

Keeps saying dumb shit like “My heart can’t take this” while visibly thriving.

♡ Jonathan “Kick” Kukowski

Immediately takes a picture.

“Gotta… document this… for science.”

You snatch his phone, but he’s already got it memorized like a certified little freak.

Bonus: Accidentally blurts out that he is gonna buy you a lingerie that looks like rita repulsa mid-compliment and now you’re both blushing idiots.

♡ Thomas Merrick

Slow, controlled inhale.

“…You wearing that for me or planning on giving me a goddamn heart attack?”

Lips twitch like he’s trying not to smile. One eyebrow goes up. You get the silent nod of “you’re mine now.”

Will definitely say some old man line like, “Didn’t know Christmas came early.”

♡ Logan Walker

Immediate deer-in-headlights. His brain pulls the emergency brake.

Looks you up and down then immediately looks AWAY because this man is shy.

“Uhh… fuck… you… you look… yeah… that’s illegal…”

He’ll mutter “Goddamn” under his breath every five seconds.

♡ David “Hesh” Walker

Whistles, hoots, and hollers like you just walked onto the Super Bowl halftime show.

“DAMN, baby! Who you tryna seduce like that? …Oh wait… ME.”

borderline barking like a feral dog.

he will pick you up like you weigh nothing and take you to his bed.

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◇Keegan P(ussy destroyer) Russ

Full-on predator mode. You don’t get two steps in before you’re pinned. Doesn’t even let you take the damn thing off—he just moves it aside.

“You wanted attention… you’re gonna get it, sweetheart.”

The type to fuck you with one leg over his shoulder, growling in your ear while tugging at the lingerie so you hear it stretch. Expect some light ripping and an aftercare lingerie shopping spree.

You barely make it to the bedroom before you’re flat on your back with his teeth on your neck, snarling like a starved wolf.

“Fucking knew you’d pull something like this… thought you could walk around dressed like that and not get fucked stupid?”

You don’t get kisses. you get bites. Not romantic, claiming bites. He’s pulling your hair, folding you in half, fucking you until you’re sobbing, shaking, apologizing for teasing him.

Breed Me™ intensity. Ruined sheets. Scent all over you. Whispers in your ear: “Look how much cum I stuffed in you. Pretty little thing made to take every drop.”

◇ Ajax

Pure, unhinged enthusiasm. Man is so vocal. dirty talking, moaning, worshipping every inch of you.

“God, you’re gonna fucking kill me,” while literally acting like you just gave him oxygen after years underwater.

Will make sure you come twice before he even thinks about getting his dick wet. Loves you perched on his lap, bouncing like his personal pornstar.

This man loses his GODDAMN MIND. Clothes? Gone. Bed? Optional. He’s got you bent over the kitchen counter, one hand choking you while the other’s yanking your panties to the side.

“Put this shit on just for me, huh? You’re a fucking problem, baby.”

He’s laughing. cocky, mean, taunting all while your knees buckle under you. Doesn’t stop until you’re incoherent, drooling, probably asking any God that will listen for forgiveness.

Finishes all over your back, wipes it off with the lingerie, puts it back on you, and makes you strut around the house wearing nothing but his cum.

◇ Kick

Feral gremlin energy unlocked. Will beg you to keep it on. “Keep it on, just… fuck, keep it on for me.”

He’s a nasty talker. praise, filth, the works. Loves fucking you in front of a mirror so you “see what you’re doing to him.”

Eats you out like it’s his last meal, panties pushed to the side, legs shaking.

Immediately on his knees. tongue out, eyes glassy like a feral pup. “Gonna fucking wreck you, sweetheart… fuck, I’m gonna make you forget your name.”

You’re pinned against the mirror, panties to the side, thighs trembling while he devours you like a man possessed. Multiple orgasms before his cock even comes out.

When it does? Hoooo boy….all the positions i talkin’ mating press, facing the mirror, hair yanked back so you watch yourself fall apart. Spits in your mouth mid-thrust, tells you to “swallow it like a good girl.”

Leaves bite marks everywhere, panties ruined, and you can’t walk for two days.

◇ Merrick

Slow… intense… dangerous. He undresses you piece by piece like a goddamn romance novel villain.

“Gonna ruin you so good you forget your own name.”

Makes you ride him while he’s sitting back, big hands guiding your hips, whispering how fucking perfect you look. Strong praise kink, will literally make you cry in the best way.

Growls in your ear, voice dark and filthy, “You know exactly what you’re doing. Now take what’s coming to you.”

You get pinned against the wall. legs shaking, drooling, begging. while his hands are everywhere: choking, spanking, owning.

No breaks. Fucks you through the mattress. Presses you down with his full weight, breeding you so deep you swear you feel him in your throat.

Nasty praise: “That’s it, let your Commander ruin you. Gonna make you my personal cumdump. You like that? Yeah, you do, you filthy little fucking slut~”

◇ Logan Walker

Shy at first… then you awaken the monster.

Loves it when you take charge. straddling him, pulling ?

“On your knees. Now.”

The MOST possessive. loves seeing you marked up, crying on his cock with lingerie straps cutting into your skin. Will mutter things like “this pussy was made for me”

Soft-spoken assassin turns into an absolute demon. Zero patience. You’re manhandled onto all fours, ass up.

No warm-up, just primal, relentless, balls-deep thrusts that knock the air out of your lungs. Growling filth in your ear, using you, making you feel it in your gut.

Grabs your jaw, makes you open your mouth, spits in it and mutters, “Mine. All fucking mine.”

Afterwards? You’re limp, brainless, covered in sweat and spit, while Logan just smirks and holds you tenderly like he didn't just fuck the soul out of you.

◇ Hesh Walker

Absolute menace. He’s giddy but vicious.

Bends you over the nearest surface, absolutely rails you while spanking you and praising you all at once.

“You know how hot you are? Jesus… no way I’m letting you leave this bed for hours.”

His goal is to make you cum so much your legs give out …and he will succeed.

Rabid frat-boy energy turns into apex predator sex god. He throws you over his shoulder like a caveman, slaps your ass raw, laughing while you squeal.

“Y’know what happens when you tease me like that? You get fucking wrecked, sweetheart.”

You’re crying on his cock, getting fucked through overstimulation, thighs quivering, mascara running, back arched so hard it cramps.

Feral dirty talk: “Gimme that pretty little cunt, baby. Take it. Take every inch. yeah, you love being ruined like this, don’t you? Ruined by a big man!”

A/N: I’m bored

CW: periods, talking about period products, fluff and comedy

Alright so there might be characters missing because I either forgot or don’t know them well enough. This isn’t something I usually do but I was bored and needed to post something so decided to do something fun (: I promise another Graves fic is on the way as well

Ghost: Pitbull

Gaz: Curly Coated Retriever

Soap: Rough Collie. I love Collies so much 💗

Price: German Wire haired pointer

Alex: Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

König: Bernese Mountain Dog

Graves: German Shepherd but a working line like the military and police use.

Barrage: Same as Graves

Alejandro: Catahoula Leopard Dog

Rudy: Australian Kelpie

Keegan: Blue Heeler

Logan: Dutch Shepherd

Hesh: Doberman

Merrick: Bohemian Shepherd

Ajax: Beauceron

Sergeant Pierson: Belgian Malinois

Zussman: Border Collie

Makarov: Caucasian Shepherd Dog. A Russian breed.

Now on the topic of dogs I have to share my boy Recon 💗 A working line German Shepherd puppy

may be subject to change if I ever end up posting the fic