The team has been trying to help Simon get better at flirting.
It started off with Johnny noticing how Simonβs gaze often lingered on you, the newest truck loader.
Then he blabbered it off to the entire team. So yeahβ Simon may have banged his head against the wall in his quarters and slept that night thinking about choking Johnny.
But here he was, after a long day of being convinced to talk to you.
You had just finished unloading the last truck of the day and what better time to talk to you than now?
βYou gotta be confident and bold with your words, L.T.β Kyleβs words.
βNo, you have tβ be funny. Make βem laugh.β Johnnyβs words.
βIf all things fail, just ask βem for coffee.β Johnβs words.
Simon took in a deep breath and smiled (the best he could. He doesnβt smile often). You didnβt even catch it either; he was wearing his damn balaclava. βYou just started working, yeah?β he asks, stuffing his hands into his vest. Confident, check.
You took off your gloves and patted your sweaty forehead with your arm, βmhm! About two-ish months ago,β you tell the older man, giving him a polite smile.
A quiet hum fell from Simonβs lips as he rocks on his heels a bit, βOnce saw yβ trippinβ over a box,β Simon says bluntly. Funny, check.
You stared at him, blinking twice and half expecting him to finish his sentence.
Instead, the two of you had a staring contest while Simonβs face burned behind the balaclava.
βYou can trip on me,β Simon suddenly adds. Funny and boldβ¦ check?
Your brows knitted a bit, βwhatβ¦?β you ask with an awkward laugh.
This wasnβt going how he imagined it to go. He imagined him coolly leaning against a wall or something while complimenting you.
βDo you have coffee?β Simon changes the topic, his entire face blowing up with steam.
Off to the side, John stared at his teammate with a heavy sigh and rubbed his temple. βBloody idiot asked for coffee,β he mumbles.
Kyle shrugs a bit, βTβ be fair, you did say to ask for coffee,β he says, defending his lieutenant.
βImplying to ask for a coffee date,β John replies bluntly. βFuckinβ disaster of a man.β