Cod ghosts x fight club (1999) but in the setting of logan as tyler durden while hesh as narrator

I think Logan would make Diego genuinely laugh sometimes and it's like a flashbang to anyone else in the vicinity because they didn't even know the fucker could do that. Not Logan he's like. Actually funny. Diego laughing. Motherfucker mogs 24/7 and then he fucking giggles? Giggles.

I think Logan should be worse than Rorke actually. Like Rorke thinks he's so tough and he looks two degrees to his left and Logan is standing there trembling head to toe soaked in gore having literally ripped someone in two like he's fucking Thragg

Hesh has the fake Logan call Keegan to pick him up bc he can barely fucking stand and the second Keegan sees the guy he goes “What the fuck.” So loudly fake Logan is wondering if something is wrong with his face that he didn’t see that morning. Retail got him fucked up.

Hesh so unlucky he’d see someone that looks near exactly like Logan and literally throw up on himself. He’d probably even see Hesh staring at him weird and go “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” To be funny and Hesh just *voms* right there. Poor guy. He’d be so fucking confused because why is this random man having a medical episode just from eye contact? Type of people you encounter on the nightshift.

Yeah I still think about Drag Path and Logan. Urghuru. Awgh. Sniffle. In captivity it's a desperate act to leave some evidence that he was there, so when Hesh finally catches up (because he *will*) he'll know Logan was there and that he's right and he just has to keep moving. Then even as a Fed, even if he's twisted up all the way, he still leaves little clues, and he tells himself it's to taunt them, but he still wants his brother to find him.