How do the ghosts react to y/n telling them they want to have a baby with them?
KICK-
Kick freezes so hard itās like someone unplugged his brain.
He blinks once
twice
three times
ā¦and then laughs because SURELY youāre joking.
āHa. Haha. Very funny. You almost got me. A baby? With me? A whole baby-baby? With little socks and a squishy face and-ā
You stare at him, dead serious.
His whole expression changes like Windows 98 switching screens. His eyebrows drop. His mouth shuts. His posture straightens an inch.
āOh. Oh youāre serious.ā
You nod.
He inhales like heās leveling up in real time.
Chest expands. Eyes narrow. Brain cells assemble.
Kick. Locks. In.
His voice drops an octave.
āOkay. Letās talk about timing. Vitamins. Nursery colors. I can build a crib. No, wait, TWO cribs. Just in case.ā
Heās so dead-focused itās actually kind of hot.
Until he suddenly blurts-
āBut also- I can make dad jokes during labor, right? I have a few and I wanna see if they land.ā
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LOGAN-
You tell him soft, maybe while you two are curled up on the couch.
He instantly goes tomato red.
Like red-red.
Like full sunburn.
His lips part like heās trying to speak but forgot English altogether.
āI⦠a baby? With me?ā
His voice cracks.
You nod again.
He looks down, shy smile creeping in, rubbing the back of his neck like heās grounding himself before he floats away.
āIād⦠like that too.ā
And itās so quiet, so earnest, you swear you just discovered his final heart-melting form.
He pulls you close, hides his face in your neck because heās too overwhelmed but heās smiling like crazy.
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HESH
You say the words:
āI want to have a baby with you.ā
And without hesitation, zero pause, zero thought-
Hesh stands up so fast the chair FALLS OVER.
āGET NAKED!ā
Heās already taking his shirt off.
He is dead serious.
Mission accepted.
Operation: Breeding Commence.
You tell him you didnāt mean right this second.
āYes we do,ā he says, already undoing his belt.
āMy dad says strike while the iron is hot.ā
āDont bring your dad into this!!ā
He does not care.
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KEEGAN
You open your mouth.
You take a breath.
āKeeg-ā
Heās already naked.
Already hard.
Already breathing like heās preparing for a military op.
āYou want a baby,ā he says flatly.
Not a question. A statement.
You blink.
āYes but I didnāt even-ā
āI can tell what you were gonna ask me. My pants fell off automatically.ā
He steps forward like this is instinct coded into his DNA.
āWe start now.ā
No hesitation.
No confusion.
Just hungry polar bear in the arctic
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MERRICK
You tell him gently.
He takes a long breath. Nods once. Serious face engaged.
āWell, alright. Weāll need to examine finances, redistribution of responsibilities, reassess risk levels, consider maternity leave structures, cost of childcare, future college savings, possibly adjust the insurance plan-ā
Heās pacing.
Heās in full dad-planning mode.
Heās got spreadsheets open in his mind.
You walk behind him and kiss his neck.
He falters midsentence.
āā¦and⦠um⦠projected housing stability⦠in⦠uh⦠current-ā
Another kiss.
His voice drops.
ā-current fiscal⦠projectionsā¦ā
Another kiss, slower.
He grips the table like thatās the last lifeline he has.
āā¦youāre doing that on purpose.ā
You kiss his jaw.
He loses.
āNever mind the finances. Bedroom. Now.ā
AJAX-
You tell him softly.
āAlex⦠I want to have a baby with you.ā
Ajax goes silent for a full two seconds, which is actually just his brain rebooting because this man was NOT ready to hear the love of his life say something that serious and that beautiful.
Then he lights up.
Like full sunshine.
Like a golden retriever that just got promoted.
āWait⦠for real? With ME?ā
You nod.
And he explodes.
āOH SHIT! oh shit okay-hold on-ā
Heās already pulling out his phone.
āWho are you calling?ā
You raise an eyebrow.
āI need to tell Keegan.ā
You stare at him.
āYeah, please tell your other wife.ā
He snorts, actually SNORTS, laughing as he hits the call button.
The phone rings.
Keegan answers with his usual emotionally constipated grunt of āYeah?ā
Ajax is practically vibrating.
āBRO guess what? Iām having a BABY.ā
Thereās a pause.
āā¦with who?ā Keegan asks, even though he KNOWS.
Ajax rolls his eyes.
āWith Y/N, dumbass.ā
Keegan: āOkay. Good. Congratulations.ā
Ajax covers the speaker and whispers to you, giddy:
āHeās smiling. Heās pretending heās not but he totally is.ā
You whisper back:
āYou two sound like youāre about to pick wedding colors.ā
Ajax swats you with a grin and goes back to the phone.
āBro youāre gonna be the godfather.ā
āI already assumed,ā Keegan responds.
Theyāre both laughing now.
Youāve lost them completely.
You may as well leave them alone to plan the baby shower.
Ajax finally hangs up, presses his forehead to yours, still grinning like a man who just won the emotional lottery.
āBaby⦠weāre gonna be parents.ā
And he looks both ready and absolutely overwhelmed in the cutest way possible.












