Ventus:

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Merida:

Original Male Crossover Stud Medieval: Royal: Heir AU

Whenever you personally offer Sir Ventus a drink Merida... does he accidentally ask for a G Cup because your tits are right in front of his face? How do you tease him after that?

Merdia: *Smirking* Och, poor lad near choked on his own tongue! I hand him the cup and he blurts out “G—G Cup,” starin’ right at me like a startled deer. I just leaned in, smilin’, an’ said, “Ye sure that’s the size ye meant, Sir Ventus?” He near dropped the cup after that.

Ventus: *Flustered* I—I meant goblet! Goblet! *Trying and failing to look at Merida G-cup tits*

I bought a Meritus Tuli-chan/Eli-Chan clone doll from 1984 after talking to @aubreysilver​ about them. My love for Mattel Tuli-chan seems to be undying, so I was curious about this clone. Plus she is rocking the rainbow sweatbands! So I opened her.

Of course she had a broken hip. Her head melted her body. Her arms are sticky as hell to the point where touching them left fingerprints on them. Her hair is rooted at the part only, but its saran and falling out. She has a ball neck connector like a clone doll.

Meritus beside Tuli... Very sus. But for a clone doll, she is actually pretty well made. 

Dad got the urge to drive up the rural east side of Contra Costa, which turned out to be better for the scenery than the thrift stores. This heap of roughly Kelly-sized baby dolls caught my eye. According to Ghost of the Doll, they're Meritus Teeny Beans, a "mini" line extension of the 10" Baby Beans line that Meritus took over in 1991, after Mattel dropped the concept.

This batch is from the Animals and Insects set issued in 1997. Clockwise from top right: Song Bird (blue), Sleepy Bear (brown), Lucky Puppy (beige), and Spring Chick (yellow). They're pretty darn cute, but too large to add to Steffi Love's one-woman baby boom.