Becca Men Tell All Recap
Hello All, I normally don't make a recap of the "wo/men tell all", but I've got some cousins over and we're doing the damn thing. Let's head to the recap:
Let's divide the night into various sections:
Beefs
This has been a relatively normal season. There have been no real surprises in who gets sent home. So, it seems the producers decided to give everyone shots before the show in order to "jerry springer" the hell out of the show. I was legitimately surprised at how venomous the personal attacks were between the men. Maybe it was the producers urging a "set-up" for
Bachelor in Paradise
, but the candor of the men in no way represented what we saw during the season. I feel like the producers were trying to make up for a fairly non-dramatic season all in one episode.
Fashion
No sequins?! WTF?
This may have been the least amount of buttons buttoned in the history of the bachelor.
Wills is the man. He took a catholic elementary school skirt and made it a suit.
I really liked David's jacket. David as a person, not so much.
CH's pocket square game is next level
Becca loves dresses with a high neck and no shoulders. And sequins. Tons of sequins.
Jon wore khakis again!? I love khakis as much as the next guy, but WTF!?
Jason
"Love is love is love". I don't know what that means, but he may be the most gracious "loser" in the history of the show. He could clearly be the "kiss cam" winner every night at the ball park, but he yearns for more (as do well all).
His sincerity is unparalleled. Unfortunately, so is his slicked-back hair.
He was the only one who didn't follow the "let's Jerry Springer the hell out of this" gameplan. I feel this confirms his status as the next Bachelor.
Becca
No sequins, but lots of lace. Katie, my cousin , is certain she's wearing spanks.
Asked about Colton: "In the past, I've dated a virgin before." Probably in 8th grade.
"I always say 'It's not what a man wears, it's how he wears it." - when have you said that? You've said "do the damn thing" a lot, but never that.
Things I've Learned from Katie, who listens to "Bachelor/ette podcasts while ignoring her children:
Leo stars in the soft-core porn classic "High Heel Homicide".
Everyone takes the same flight back from the final rose location. Which means that Jason was hanging out in Thailand/Maldives for an extended period of time without anything to do. Now, if you're single and "in love" with whomever, this feels like a death sentence after you've been dumped. Meanwhile, I can't imagine a married person (male or female), who wouldn't take that deal gladly. I'm also picturing all three of them in the same row of seats on the flight back with Jason stuck in the middle seat.
Katie listens to podcasts about this show while cooking. On earbuds (Thank God).
"I would love a produce man in my life" - Katie, speaking for us all.
Spare Thoughts
CH trying to cheer up Colton on being a virgin, "Show my man, Colton, some love"...who has not had sex, like me, Chris Harrison.
The rehab choir for Chris did not work for me. Although the very idea of a rehab choir for everyday use is intriguing.
Totally missed the fervor over Grocery Store Joe. I must be reading the wrong recaps.
No Lincoln was a good choice. Although why are we bringing out first night ousters? Jordan asking who the hell was Christian (I had to check myself) was both accurate and hilarious.
Looking forward to next week!
