#memes**

a collection of really moronic things myself & my friends have said on discord. may contain adult themes, crude humor, & absolutely will have vulgar language. part two out of as many as it takes to get the legacy of my clique out there.

ps.    this is a revised version of the same meme i posted to the now deactivated sideblog to an rp called   ‘ temptedinspo ’   months ago.

note: all instances where it should say him/his or her/hers has been changed to allow you to put in your own pronouns to fit as needed !  some of these are better as texts, so they can also be used as texting prompts if you put [ txt ] beforehand ! hopefully this has allowed this meme to be fully customized and usable by everyone !

“  holy shit, is her vagina okay?  ”

“  screw yo damn perfect titties. i got back problems.  ”

“  pornhug. porn with hugs.  ”

“  YOU STOLE [ pronoun ] MONEY AND NOW [ pronoun ] PUDDING, I CAN’T BELIEVE!  ”

“  just suck a fucking dick and learn how to open your throat.  ”

“  i’m too gay for this.  ”

“  me, inevitably drinking my liar juice.  ”

“  CALLIN’ ME A COWARD? you’re right.  ”

“  not everyone wants a rimjob, you feel?  ”

“  i’m never up on the #news or the #goss.  ”

“  stop spreading your straightness.  ”

“  man... i wouldn’t wanna spread the het. that’s nasty.  ”

“  drunkenly serenade me with karaoke or what we have is fake.  ”

“  [ pronoun ]’s the sweetest mess... dear god, protect [ pronoun ].  ”

“  did [ pronoun ] just peak as dumbass?  ”

“  i just sneezed and farted, so tonight is going as expected.  ”

“  just gays bein’ gays.  ”

“  sad gays yeehawing and hawyeeing their way through life.  ”

“  this just in: i’m definitely in pain.  ”

“  i’m just saying... my [ bf / gf / partner ] eats ass when it’s requested of [ pronoun ].  ”

“  you’re cancelled.  ”

“  you’ve never seen that vine?  ”

“  i’m a slacker. we done been knew.  ”

“  knock knock, here to fuck shit up.  ”

“  only one of us is called butt master and is, therefore, the true master of the butt.  ”

“  but only a novice butt master would put out there they are one.  ”

“  can [ pronoun ] not be so loud with those glasses? i’m feeling attacked.  ”

“  sorry, i’m googling how to cut toxic people out of my life real quick.  ”

“  [ pronoun ] really does feed off of the bloodlust of people and twists them until they’re practically just as awful as [ pronoun ] is.  ”

a collection of really moronic things myself & my friends have said on discord. may contain adult themes, crude humor, & absolutely will have vulgar language. part one out of as many as it takes to get the legacy of my clique out there. 

ps.    this is a revised version of the same meme i posted to the now deactivated sideblog to an rp called   ‘ temptedinspo ’   months ago.

note: all instances where it should say him/his or her/hers has been changed to allow you to put in your own pronouns to fit as needed !  some of these are better as texts, so they can also be used as texting prompts if you put [ txt ] beforehand ! hopefully this has allowed this meme to be fully customized and usable by everyone !

“  i haven’t hospitalized anyone if that’s what you mean.  ”

“  xoxo, gossip gay.  ”

“  bitch—i see you, seeing me, seeing you.  ”

“  i guess i better just die because my entire existence is stressful.  ”

“  do you wanna hear the saddest shit that i had a meltdown over today?  ”

“  weLL NO ONE EVER SAID I WAS SMART!  ”

“  when you’re serving more face at 50 than some of these teens are doing now. ”

“  i mean—that doesn’t get your motor going? ”

“  did that hurt you? because it hurt me.  ”

“  i’ve never been prepared for anything in my life and i’m not about to start now.  ”

“  GREAT! WE FUCKED OURSELVES!  ”

“  beat [ pronoun ] up, ride [ pronoun ] after. y’know.  ”

“  listen, i’m a fucking gem… i just have some cracks, okay? ”

“   honestly climb [ name ] like a tree or climb him to try and kill [ pronoun ]. that's the only two options for [ pronoun ].  ”

“  can’t wait for this shit storm again!  ”

“  swiggity swooty [ pronoun ]’s comin’ for the booty.  ”

“  alcohol and coffee don’t mix.  ”

“  well, some people like to be praised. damn, [ name ], don’t kinkshame. ”

“  imma fuck [ name ]’s day up. oh, imma fuck the rest of [ pronoun ] DAYS up.  ”

“  i think that just happens after 21. you feel more and more ancient.  ”

“  i just ate my body weight in cheese and chocolate and feel like i'm gonna die. please say something kind of nice at my funeral.  ”

“  i’m practically attached to [ pronoun ] ass anyway. i’m like a huge nuisance boil [ pronoun ] can’t get rid of.  ”

“  on the plus side, [ pronoun ] was wearing a turtleneck and lookin’ moighty foine.  ”

“  AHHHHHHH lush has shower bombs now HERE I COME!  ”

“  i’m not that bitch™... i’m just a bitch.  ”

“  please! my heart can’t handle that much handsome.  ”

“  gonna dress up in a sheet and sing  ‘ this is halloween ’  outside your window like john cusack in say anything.  ”

“  i wish i could blue’s clues my ass to you and hug you and shit.  ”

“  we could go to the ocean and see the lobsters, my dude.  ”

“  i love being a chaotic mess. i never do anything OVERLY bad, just dumb stuff that makes people laugh while i forget how much an actual mess i am.  ”

“  GET YOUR SHITTY 15 YEAR OLD ASS IN GEAR!  ”

“  who in their mind let all these beautiful animals go extinct while we’re still here?  ”

“  i’m eating a bomb ass cupcake and i’m real happy with my life choices.  ”

yeah I tag posts that are or contain memes as “#meme”, because the post itself is a meme, but posts that talk about or are on the subject of memes I tag with “#memes”, since that’s their topic, and I usually try to tag posts with a specific meme by their names too. There are more posts that are memes than their are posts about memes, so naturally the ratio between the two tags is skewed..